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> Thujone content of authentic absinthe, A few revelations
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post Feb 12 2004, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE (Absomphe @ Feb 12 2004, 02:10 PM)
Damn those Sierra Nevadas were never more beautiful!!!

Particularly since you were in the Bronx at the time.


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post Feb 12 2004, 10:15 PM
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The BRONX!!!! Ewww!! poop.gif

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post Feb 13 2004, 01:08 AM
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Ok , could it be my turn now ? I want a full report of every contradictions I posted in the last years made by the official forum hitorian/librarian Dr.O !

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post Feb 13 2004, 01:12 AM
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Wolfgang:

I'm too damned lazy to attempt that kind of archival undertaking, so let me just do a little advanced headbonking for those contradictions, so you won't feel too neglected! headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif

Will that suffice, for the nonce? dev.gif


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post Feb 13 2004, 01:22 AM
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QUOTE (Wolfgang @ Feb 12 2004, 05:08 PM)
Ok , could it be my turn now ? I want a full report of  every contradictions I posted in the last years made by the official forum hitorian/librarian Dr.O !

I'm sure you'll get your turn in due time.

But in the spirit of being fair, shouldn't we likewise humor ourselves with Ordinaire's long list of priceless quotes and contradictions as well? Here is but a sampler...


The Attack:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 05:10 pm:
(Don) let me destroy you, and enjoy it...

The Contradiction:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Saturday, April 13, 2002 - 10:06 pm:
Don, you may have not realized this, but I have not posted any personal attacks on you, Ted or Artemis.

The poop.gif :
By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 10:41 pm:
….lying is not one of my sins. winnie.gif


The Boast:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 11:09 am:
…whether you like it or nor, Dr. O was distilling absinthe at a time when you thought Pernod was a French bicycle maker...

The Truth:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 10:05 pm:
I never said I was an "experienced distiller"

The Reality:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 01:35 am:
My absinthe, much loved by everybody for 2 years, suddenly becomes a piece of shit.

The Delusion:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 11:49 pm:
…my absinthe was wonderful.

The Contradiction:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 11:09 am:
Of course I'm not a Hausgemachter.

Worthy of an Encore poop.gif :
By Dr_Ordinaire on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 10:41 pm:
….lying is not one of my sins. winnie.gif


The Denial:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 04:35 pm:
I wanted to "dominate this Forum" I would not have started by stating from the very beginning that I was NOT a chemist, NOT a distiller, just a rank amateur.

The Confession:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Thursday, April 04, 2002 - 10:04 am:
I'm going to re-state something I have said before: Don and Ted know A SHITLOAD more about absinthe than I do. I will probably never know as much as they do.

And the Strange:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 09:59 am:
I grew up listening to Mr. Spock speak Spanish...


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post Feb 13 2004, 01:42 AM
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"And the Strange:
By Dr_Ordinaire on Saturday, September 01, 2001 - 09:59 am:
I grew up listening to Mr. Spock speak Spanish..."

This last entry might really explain a lot, if you think about it. blink.gif



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post Feb 13 2004, 02:32 AM
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That was awesome Tabreaux. So fooking funny. I especially enjoyed the attack, contradiction, shit, boast, truth, reality, delusion, contradiction, worthy of an encore shit, denial, confession, and strange breakdown of all the quotes. As the James Bond song goes....Nobody does it better....










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post Feb 13 2004, 04:41 AM
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Take THAT liars society! dev.gif

headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif headbonk.gif Put Dr_Ordinare (the member not the chemist) in the middle of our circle of shit!


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post Feb 13 2004, 05:24 AM
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QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Feb 11 2004, 08:10 PM)
A little historical data and then I yield the podium to the Forum experts.

Chemists may have had problems measuring winnie.gif', but nobody can seriously say that they couldn't measure the volume of essential oil extracted from an herb. Pernod tells us that their finished absinthe had 150 ppm.gif of essential oil of wormwood. How much winnie.gif is that?

Ok Dr. 0

That number is a little hard to take.

Let's have a look again at Ian's article on the reference section here.

He states that 25 grams of wormwood would yeild 87.5mg of oil before distilling.

Running the math on your 150mg number, it would take 142 grams of wormwood per liter assuming that 30% of the oil made it through the distillation process.

Hell it would take 42 grams of wormwood to get 150mg of oil BEFORE distillation.

In all of the historical recipes you've ever seen anywhere, have you ever seen wormwood used in such quantity?



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post Feb 13 2004, 07:08 AM
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I think I will go back and delete all my old posts.

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post Feb 13 2004, 08:05 AM
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Yeah, I'm getting a little worried here.
There are too many things about little fluffy things in here that can be really quite bad! Ouch.


Other than that... BEAUTIFUL TED!!!!




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post Feb 13 2004, 04:05 PM
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post Feb 13 2004, 04:17 PM
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post Feb 13 2004, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE (I_B_Puffin @ Feb 12 2004, 11:08 PM)
I think I will go back and delete all my old posts.

"Anything you say, can and will be used against you"

hyper.gif Hey it's like LARS!.gif says,

It ain't the "Old Elephants Graveyard" for nothin'.

And Elephants never forget. So watch your ass buddy. sleepy.gif
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post Feb 13 2004, 06:25 PM
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