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Absomphe
post Mar 30 2004, 07:52 PM
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post Mar 30 2004, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE (Absomphe @ Mar 30 2004, 12:50 PM)
"Imagine the unspeakable horror of cat piss... "

After living with two half Asian Leopard Cats, for a total of six years, Head, I can assure you that I'm all too well acquainted with that particular horror!!! shock.gif

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post Mar 30 2004, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (kingdubhda @ Mar 31 2004, 02:08 AM)
Perhaps you could talk one of the Australian off licenses into carrying more brands of absinthe? Since it is legal there already it is just a matter of them having a market right......?

Imagine walking into a bottle shop (as they are called over here), locating the absinthe section, then facing the difficutly of having to choose from a vast range of fine libations, each more delicately flavoured than the last.....

As the sounds of the Everly brothers fade into the distance and reality snaps sharply into place - it would indeed be a matter of having a market. The sad reality is that most people over here who have tried absinth have never actually tried absinthe and, because it got them really pissed really quickly and you get that pretty blue flame.... no.gif

So, unfortunately, Hills and it's ilk are more readily available than any real absinthe but I'm thankful that I have the resources at my fingertips whenever I need them and access to a bottle shop that at least sells Pernod 68 (and at a reasonable price too). biggrin.gif


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post Mar 30 2004, 08:53 PM
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Xit I'd probably settle for some Pernod 38 at a decent price if they had it here. Although I haven't tried it, I'm sure it's better than any of the Czech poop.gif


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post Mar 30 2004, 08:59 PM
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QUOTE (Adam-V @ Mar 30 2004, 12:46 PM)
Imagine walking into a bottle shop (as they are called over here), locating the absinthe section, then facing the difficutly of having to choose from a vast range of fine libations, each more delicately flavoured than the last.....

Oh but there are such places on earth. Or, so I've heard.
There's this distant, almost mystical place, called - Czech Republic.

You even get a regular tea-spoon and a box of matches to go with the bottle! Yup. I'm tellin' ya folks! It's the truth.

Absinthe origins from Prague, and it is supposed to taste like shit. If it's not awful, bitter and has plants in the bottle, it ain't absinthe.

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post Mar 30 2004, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE (anticlimacus @ Mar 30 2004, 11:33 PM)
You should start all your threads with HPL puns; we could use some assorted
eldritch blasphemies.

Starting every thread with a Lovecraft pun could be quite a challenge but, off the top of my head -

The Done-Czech Horror
This is a true story in which our hero visits a wine bar in Melbourne, discovers they have absinthe, and subsequently discovers....The Burining Chaos...

With granulated sugar and an ordinary teaspoon to add insult to injury.



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post Mar 30 2004, 10:35 PM
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post Mar 30 2004, 11:01 PM
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Quit actin like a bitch Marko, you fuckin lil crybaby.

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post Mar 30 2004, 11:05 PM
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Xit I'd probably settle for some Pernod 38 at a decent price if they had it here. Although I haven't tried it, I'm sure it's better than any of the Czech

Verbal:

Nobody's tried Pernod 38, Dude! harhar.gif


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post Mar 30 2004, 11:06 PM
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"I think I'm going to cry."

Good for you, Mr. 70s Sensitive Guy....



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post Mar 30 2004, 11:23 PM
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"Xit"??? What, did you guys forget to wipe your feet when you came in here from the Lounge?


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post Mar 30 2004, 11:24 PM
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finger must have slipped and hit the 3 oh well, good looking out Sixel.....I mean Absomphe


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post Mar 30 2004, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE (Absomphe @ Mar 30 2004, 03:05 PM)
Xit I'd probably settle for some Pernod 38 at a decent price if they had it here.

Oh no, you didn't ...... evill.gif evill.gif evill.gif evill.gif evill.gif evill.gif evill.gif evill.gif



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post Mar 30 2004, 11:28 PM
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Marko: Ha! Is your avatar Neubauten themselves?
I think I recognize Blixa and Mick in there.

Adam: I was thinking maybe "The Hills Over Innsmouth", in which our intrepid protagonist
learns a small New England community has finally
legalized absinthe. With hope gleaming in his eyes,
he enters a pub only to find the misshapen, winnie.gif-
crazed patrons lighting their beverages on fire. He
flees, but is pursued by a slack-jawed, glazed-eyed
mob with cauterized limbs...

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post Mar 30 2004, 11:32 PM
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anticlimacus: your avatar reminds me of something I saw on a video game once. It is of extraterrestrial nature if I remember correctly.


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