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Admin
After a wonderful day in the city we came home
to very nice message from a good friend of the
Absinthe community.

Faygo (my good friend and confidant, who is on
restricted posting privies
) reported some posts
made by (new member) M3phistopheles
(who has since deleted his posts and whose
thread I just now deleted
) on
Homemade Absinthe.

Faygo had such a wonderful time PM'ing
and emailing me, he could hardly contain his
excitement. Take a look!

His "reports"

QUOTE
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Report:

OH OK SO THIS GUY CAN COME IN HERE AND POST
ILLEGAL SHIT BUT YET YOU DECIDE TO BAN ME FOR
ONE GOOFY POST YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!?!?!  YOU ARE
A FACIST DICKLESS!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE
------------------------------------------------
Report:

AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS JERK OFF?!?!?!?! 
TOPIC OF DISTILLING ABSINTHE VIOLATES FORUM RULES
BUT WILL YOU DEAD ASS DO ANYTHING TO HIM?!?!?!  NO
BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN HERE LONGER YOU KNOW WHAT?
READ THIS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DICKLESS
BASTARD!!!!!!!  BAN ME FOR NOTHING GO TO HELL!!!!!!!

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Then this gem of a private message.
It's like having an angel whisper in your
ear a hymn about Gods eternal love.

QUOTE

SUBJECT: this is bullshit you facist!

MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE TOO
PUSSY TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS AND GIVE ME A
STRAIGHT ANSWER WHY YOU TOOK MY POSTING
PRIVELEDGES AWAY?!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING FACIST
PIG BASTARD!!!!!! YOU HAVE FUCKERS POSTING OFF
THE WALL RETARDED CRAP IN THE FORUMS JUST
BECAUSE THEY ARE OLDER MEMBERS BUT NO I POST
SOMETHING AND YOU TAKE MY POSTING PRIVS AWAY.
THAT IS BEING AN ARROGANT SUPERFICIAL FACIST
SON OF A BASTARD!!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE OLDER
MEMBERS ITS FINE FOR THEM TO POST ABOUT PORNO
AND OTHER POINTLESS CRAP LIKE WIVES WHO ARE
EXPECTING BABIES WHAT THE FUCK? GIVE ME AN ANSWER
AND GIVE ME MY POSTING PRIVELDGES BACK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
WHY HAVEN'T YOU REVIEWED MY LEGITIMATE POSTS WHICH
ARE ALL OF THEM EXCEPT ONE, ONE FUCKING POST. IT SAYS
ADMIN WILL REVIEW POST AND THAN POST IT. I HAVE REAL
QUESTIONS YOU DICKBREATHED DIKE!!!!



Lovey tells me this the kind of shit she's had to deal with
for years. But for me, it's like playing a harp, pluck a string
and hear it's beautiful song.

Thujonejohn ain't got nothing on this flavor of the week.

thegreenimp
What a piece of work........... poop.gif
Conju
QUOTE
Thujonejohn ain't got nothing on this flavor of the week.


Word.

And that's why he is our fearless leader, folks!
Absomphe
I'm jealous.

Nobody ever shows me that kind of love.

Nothin' says lovin'

Like somethin' that should be thrown in the oven.

Bam!!! Kick it up a notch!!! LARS!.gif
Masque
But why oh why are you keeping us from what must be a well thought out, literate informed opinion?

What an ass Tissue2.png
hartsmar
BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Gertz
I'm sure he could get a job at Logan Filth.
Kirk
His spelling , reasoning and grammar should qualify him for a job with them.
I think this is the first banned poster I have ever seen. I heard about one, I think he posted the name and address of a forum participant.
A most heinous crime, and deserving of the
guillotine.
Non threatening idiots aren't usually beheaded by Admin.
Hiram
Absolutely golden.
Hiram
How the hell does that happen??? I know I didn't double post.
Absomphe
So nice, you said it twice! harhar.gif
Kirk
Bore repeating.
Absomphe
Actually, I find Hiram to be a very interesting, informed, and well rounded conversationalist...he may have been repeating, but I wouldn't call him a bore! harhar.gif dev.gif
Rimbaud
Kill him.

(Faygo, that is)
Kirk
No , I didn't mean B....... oh never mind.
Smokin Monkey.gif
Abnorman
Two observations/questions:

1. What's a facist? Does it have anything to do with that early Who single, I'm The Face? {:sarcasm:}

2. You're banning Faygo after Hiram & I did our damnedest to provide him with a quality avatar? Oh rue, oh bitter, bitter wormwood.gif !!!
Kirk
Yes , they are never banned
They are taken out back and shot.
Admin
QUOTE
I think this is the first banned poster I have ever seen.


Faygo isn't banned.
Conju
All of you should know better by now. Head doesn't ban people, he humiliates them.

I thought thujonejohns posts were being reviewed as well. Am I wrong?
Kirk
QUOTE (Admin @ May 3 2004, 10:13 AM)

Faygo isn't banned.

I knew that , I just figured I'd humiliate him a little.
Perruche_verte
"What's a facist? Does it have anything to do with that early Who single...?"

Or perhaps "Eyes Without a Face" by Billy Idol...

I always thought it was more or less equivalent to "looksist", i.e., someone who discriminates against ugly people.

Most of us are guilty of it, although our genetic makeup is something we can do little about.

Stamp out facism!

(and fascism too...)
Absomphe
I said it before, and I'll say it again...

I don't trust a guy who names himself after a crappy soda poop.gif !
Kirk
A fash
calling a facete
a facist. Thats hilarious.
Those fascisti sure were sharp dressers though.
Absomphe
True, but Hiram does it better.
sixela
QUOTE (Billynorm @ May 3 2004, 05:06 PM)
1. What's a facist?



Someone who enjoys mucking with the priveledges of others -- Uhhmm no, that would be: PRIVELEDGES.
faygo
Listen I am sorry ok? But really I don't understand why I was singled out I didn't violate ANYTHING in the FAQ and if I did than all of the other posters were too and I felt I was being treated like poop.gif because I was new and really you have to admit being singled out and discriminated because everyone else has been here for awhile are not how things work and it is narrow minded of someone and snobish of them to think like that. I would appreciate it if I could get all of my priveldges back because I don't think I did anything wrong. I got upset, yeah, but anyone would if they got singled out because they were new. And yeah if anyone disagrees and says well that is the way it works around here because we are vetran posters than I will ask you how would you all like it if you came to one of my forums and I banned and posted your IP and did other mean things because you were new? You would do the same and get upset. Plus get a life if you think you are imprtant than everyone else because you post more here, everyone is the same the only thing different is a screen name and a rating, this isn't a club. I ask for better treatment and my priveledges back please, because I don't think it is fair to take cheap shots at me and treat me differently because I am new, get a life if you think this is REAL life on this board. I am known for speaking my mind and not sugarcoating things. Thanks for your time and maybe you will see things my way.
P.S. Why aren't posting priveledges taken away from the people who talked about home distillaration? I thought that would be worse than...posting one sentance about the Goonies following some idiot who said Ron Jeremy drank Absinthe in a porno and under the thread of some stupid guy telling everyone his wife was pregnant BFD your a father.
faygo
QUOTE (Rimbaud @ May 3 2004, 07:04 AM)
Kill him.

(Faygo, that is)

I'd like to see you try it!
Admin
Yes it is a club.

No we are not "equal".

No it's not "real life" as such,
it's just the internet. Right?

I did not ban you, I did not post your your IP.

Why did I pick on you? I miss Michigan.



(but only a little bit)


Where are your privileges? Why do you care?
Kallisti
QUOTE
I got upset, yeah, but anyone would if they got singled out because they were new.


Um, ok.

#1. fuck off. anyone might get upset, but only muelling five year olds send letters full of vile puerile bitterness IN ALL CAPS. way to go to make friends.

So, #2. fuck off.

It's people like you that have landed me in therapy and give me hives. Years of dealing with your whinging and sniveling has turned me into a bitter old crazy person who hates you. either be an adult and get over it, make some friends or, #3. fuck off.

LARS!.gif
traineraz
QUOTE (conju @ May 2 2004, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE
Thujonejohn ain't got nothing on this flavor of the week.


Word.

And that's why he is our fearless leader, folks!

Since when is Thujonejohn our fearless leader?!
Hiram
Damn. Somebody has some serious issues. And it ain't H & K.
hartsmar
QUOTE (sixela @ May 3 2004, 12:06 PM)
Uhhmm no, that would be: PRIVELEDGES.

BWAAHAHAHAHAA... again!
hartsmar
QUOTE (faygo @ May 3 2004, 07:11 PM)
posting one sentance about the Goonies following some idiot who said Ron Jeremy drank Absinthe in a porno and under the thread of some stupid guy telling everyone his wife was pregnant BFD your a father.

You're taking a really fast dive here, and you will not find your way up, I'm telling you...

Not only are you insulting ME and others that are proud to be parents, raising kids to be anything you are not. You're even calling other people on the forum "idiot" and "stupid guy". THAT is no way to get ANYTHING back.
Masque
You know, I thought I had a problem with run-on sentences. I'm feeling pretty damn good right now.

You can overcome. It does not take being a genius to be accepted on this board, nor do you have to have tried so and so before you can be here. It is about respect. Sit back, Pay the Fuck Attention, and relax. Have a drink.

By the way, I love my son, and being a father is more important than absinthe. You want to share good news with friends, and that is what most are here. So, fuck off.
Masque
Oh yeah, there is this new invention called a spellchecker. You might want to invest. I am sure you made Six's night though.
Kirk
QUOTE (faygo @ May 3 2004, 10:11 PM)
I would appreciate it if I could get all of my priveldges back because I don't think I did anything wrong.

some stupid guy telling everyone his wife was pregnant BFD your a father.

Why do you keep babbling about privileges?
Why do you torture me with your long juvenile posts?
Why do you keep insulting people?
Get a spell check , have a little respect and keep it short.
And quit sending long , dreary messages to Kallisti,
you are being a drag. If you want to send her something make it cash bitch! See the Paypal Button?
Oh, and it is a big fucking deal when you are a father. It is unfortunate you don't think so,
did you inherit this attitude?.
Absomphe
"following some idiot who said Ron Jeremy drank Absinthe in a porno"

That's the funniest thing you said in your latest run-on rant...you should have started, and stopped, right there!!! absintheglass-glow2.gif cdog-plain.gif
Hiram
QUOTE (sixela @ May 3 2004, 01:06 PM)
QUOTE (Billynorm @ May 3 2004, 05:06 PM)
1. What's a facist?



Someone who enjoys mucking with the priveledges of others -- Uhhmm no, that would be: PRIVELEDGES.

Am I the only one who noticed this, or just the only one who wasn't afraid to point it out?
Kirk
IT WAS A JOKE!
Absomphe
I noticed it, but I thought Sixela only meant to emphasize the mistake, and goof on Faygo's excessive use of all caps.

But who can fathom the secret agendae of the Penguin? dev.gif
emmy
i think at the very least, he should have to reregister under a new name... what did that lovely brand of pop (faygo) do to deserve such abuse? *cries for the Faygo* mmm... red pop... BASTICH!
Kirk
He should be sued for defamation of character .
faygo
QUOTE (Kirk @ May 4 2004, 07:36 AM)
He should be sued for defamation of character .

just tell me what I did to deserve such crappy treatment by people who think they are better than me because they know more about Absinthe????????? And Admin tell me why I am being treated differently by you even before the PMs because you have to check my posts before I post them. Tell me why I deserved that? Yeah you will say because I am new. People post off topic all the time here but no treat the newbe like crap because he can't afford expensive bottles of Absinthe, no I don't need that drink conversion someone did on the board bottom line is: Absinthe that costs $100 is expensive bottom line no matter what brand it is, if it's an outragous price that someone can just buy at the drop of a hat than yeah they are snobs. I just ask for better treatment and not be allienated by people who think they are better than everyone else. @Admin how come you don't preview the posts of the guy who posted stuff about homemade Absinthe?!?!?!??????? That was truely worse than the post you didn't like from me following up by saying I saw Absinthe in Goonies because someone said they saw it in a Ron Jeremy porno. Hey how come that guy's posts aren't monitered by you? You all just hate me because of my name and because I am new!
Hiram
QUOTE (Absomphe @ May 4 2004, 08:13 AM)
I noticed it, but I thought Sixela only meant to emphasize the mistake, and goof on Faygo's excessive use of al caps.

But who can fathom the secret agendae of the Penguin? dev.gif

Okay. I'll buy that.

Al Caps. Didn't he do that comic strip?

user posted image
Absomphe
Righteeo!!! looking-up.gif abs-cheers.gif
Absomphe
Faygo:

This guy's waitin' for ya, in the next life , buddy!
sixela
QUOTE (faygo @ May 4 2004, 05:11 AM)
P.S.  Why aren't posting priveledges taken away from the people who talked about home distillaration?

No, no:

if you talk about home distillation, they take away your posting privileges.

If you talk about home distillaration, the FAQ is silent, but they might take away your posting preveledges, priveledges, or other things more vital.

If you talk about priveledges, "Cuiusvis hominis est errare, nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare".

Or was that persiverare wink.gif?
sixela
QUOTE (Masque @ May 4 2004, 09:13 AM)
Oh yeah, there is this new invention called a spellchecker. You might want to invest. I am sure you made Six's night though.

Yeah -- splitting headache and acute laryngitis. It's the stress.
sixela
QUOTE (Hiram @ May 4 2004, 05:09 PM)
Am I the only one who noticed this, or just the only one who wasn't afraid to point it out?

You mean the fact that the first word was also wrongly spelled?

That wasn't entirely unintentional: I was trying to write in faygosh.
looneyloon_2000
Wow! Poor Faygo! Life is TOO short! If someone wants to buy a bottle of absinthe (and pay $100 or MORE!) a bottle, then they can do it! Never mind that due to the way the law is written, you have no real choice but to purchase from overseas! If someone is happy because they are going to be new parents & wants to share on this board, then good on them! They want to share good news with their friends! Besides, who knows...maybe The Green Fairy played a role in the conception! chickawow.gif

All I know(and care about!) is that I should be getting my first bottle of Fou next week when I get back home from Boston!
absintheglass-glow2.gif Woo-Hoo!

The next time I make it to New Orleans, I'll be on the hunt for a vintage spoon.gif !

abs-cheers.gif
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