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le Gimp
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 04:23 PM)
Is Artemis ready for the retirement home for saying that all HGrs are "lower than whale shit"?

He has insulted himself, his friends...hell, even his enemies.


Well, Dr. O. It appears that the poll configurator still works.
Artemis
I am happy to go to the retirement home - I have it all picked out and everything, and I eagerly look forward to the day I can go there and not have to leave again. Ask Head P., he's seen pictures of it.

But that has nothing to do with the quote that confused Dr. Plain2.gif , nor is a poll necessary to make me leave. It will happen spontaneously, like mass quantities of chop.gif tiny bubbles rising in a glass of mythical Jade absinthe.
verbal_kraze
I can understand why it was hard for Dr O to figure it out. I mean it really is hard to see the "New Poll" button, right next to the "New Topic" Button. Especially with your winnie.gif
Head_prosthesis
I voted Go Baby Go!!!

Because yes, I have seen the pictures.
It's the cradle of the Gods.
And the sooner you can log off, the better.

Artemis
QUOTE
And the sooner you can log off, the better.


Ouch! Now I won't let you sit in my rocking chair.



Artemis
Some background: some time back, maybe it was last year or the year before that - I only remember it was hot outside and Head P. and I were probably drinking absinthe and eating Sushi, and I explained my goal in life: a front porch and a rocking chair, in a quiet place. At the time, this seemed out of reach - the holy grail. We talked of this as we sat in a nice art deco apartment, but it was merely rented, and NOT in a quiet place. The front porch of the Gods (well, Artemis and Pan, anyway) fell into my lap, as it were, and I shall retire there sooner, not later. The only road anywhere near it is a dirt road, and dirty back road is just the way I like it:
dr_ordinaire
QUOTE (Artemis @ Jun 29 2004, 12:57 PM)


But that has nothing to do with the quote that confused Dr. Plain2.gif , nor is a poll necessary to make me leave. It will happen spontaneously, like mass quantities of chop.gif tiny bubbles rising in a glass of mythical Jade absinthe.

You should know by now, my Alzheimer-prone friend, that Dr. O is not easily confused.

You are quite lucky that you edited your post before most people can read it.

But I must agree that you are right in one thing:

"mythical Jade absinthe"

Yep. Mythical. Lots of myths flying around here.
Artemis
QUOTE
You are quite lucky that you edited your post before most people can read it.


Well, that would be a matter of skill, not luck, but feel free to post or quote what I took out, because you're full of shit as usual. The only reason I edited the post was to make the tiny bubbles schtick read more smoothly.
dr_ordinaire
Yes, Arty, it does take a lot of "skill" to insult somebody and then edit your post to make him look bad.

You are "skillfull" as well as "Alzheimerish", I see...
Artemis
I might add that you're not too swift on the trigger yourself, since you're like sloppy fifths or something, after the post I supposedly sanitized.
Artemis
What was the insult? What did I edit? Tell us!

You started this (as usual). You fuck with me, I make you look stupid (I should say you make yourself look stupid and I merely point it out), and you keep coming back for more? What's the matter, you miss Don and Ted putting a boot in your ass?
dr_ordinaire
"supposedly sanitized. "

Supposedly? You lier, you... You don't change, do you?
dr_ordinaire
At the risk of wasting valuable Head and Kallisti's space, I made YOU look stupid about the Egrot setup. My GRANDMOTHER would have figured that one up.
Artemis
Tell us what I took out or shut up, fool.
Artemis
Yes, very stupid. I'm the only one who continues to show you a modicum of courtesy in the belief there is some salvation for you, but I'm really beginning to believe you belong in an asylum.
dr_ordinaire
No, Arty. Unlike you and your friend, I will not assert anything that I cannot back up with evidence.

Wow! Evidence! As in proof.
Absomphe
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 04:33 PM)


But I must agree that you are right in one thing:

"mythical Jade absinthe"

Yep. Mythical. Lots of myths flying around here.

May you soon live to eat those words, Dr. Overconfident. pirate2.gif
Head_prosthesis
QUOTE
I will not assert anything that I cannot back up with evidence.


Is that real or imagined?
dr_ordinaire
Well. I see an improvement in the Forum.

Three years ago it would have been impossible for 1 out of 5 members to suggest that Arty was ready for retirement.

On the other hand, three years ago, just about 5 out of 5 members wanted ME out.
Absomphe
Or both, simultaneously? blink.gif
Absomphe
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 04:54 PM)
Well. I see an improvement in the Forum.

Three years ago it would have been impossible for 1 out of 5 members to suggest that Arty was ready for retirement.

On the other hand, three years ago, just about 5 out of 5 members wanted ME out.

The more things change, the more they remain the same.
dr_ordinaire
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Jun 29 2004, 03:54 PM)
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 04:33 PM)


But I must agree that you are right in one thing:

"mythical Jade absinthe"

Yep.  Mythical.  Lots of myths flying around here.

May you soon live to eat those words, Dr. Overconfident. pirate2.gif

Abs:

You are a nice guy, and I'm going to try to be nice with you.

Do you know how many people have said what you've said in the last three years?

Sure.
Head_prosthesis
Dr. O' you're as popular now
as you're ever going to be.

Artemis
I'm content to have a vote taken on how many want me out. Of course, I'll ignore it now, as I would have ignored it three years ago. You back up your delusions with evidence, you say. You can't even tell me what I took out of that post, much less back up what you said about that old still. I used to think you had some capacity for rational discourse - when you get the way you are today, I have to wonder if an idiot has hijacked your moniker, or if you're possessed. I'm serious - Doctor, heal thyself.
Absomphe
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 04:58 PM)
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Jun 29 2004, 03:54 PM)
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 04:33 PM)


But I must agree that you are right in one thing:

"mythical Jade absinthe"

Yep.  Mythical.  Lots of myths flying around here.

May you soon live to eat those words, Dr. Overconfident. pirate2.gif

Abs:

You are a nice guy, and I'm going to try to be nice with you.

Do you know how many people have said what you've said in the last three years?

Sure.

Thanks, O, I don't really think you're the antichrist either.

And, yes, I'm quite aware of the whole Jade hullabaloo, I was lurking here years ago.

Sometimes, the more things change, the more things change.

Three years is not even a flap of a hummingbird's wings, in the big picture.
Head_prosthesis
He's been this way since Pikkle suggested UnEmile
had a fish in the perkolator. Maybe even before.

STOP HITTIN' THE BOTTLE O'!
Yah big lush!
Absomphe
biggrin.gif

Okay, good Dr., please explain this to me, if you can...

If pre-ban absinthe was REALLY bitter, then why is Blanche de Fougerolles, which is executed DIRECTLY from a 19th century white absinthe recipe, so pleasant to drink, even without sugar?

Surely, you're not calling LDF prevaricators, regarding their adherence, to said recipe?
dr_ordinaire
QUOTE (Head_prosthesis @ Jun 29 2004, 04:11 PM)
Dr. O' you're as popular now
as you're ever going to be.

I know that, Head, mon ami.

I made that choice three years ago.

Abs:

This thread is not about the taste of pre-ban absinthe. Pre-ban absinthe's taste is even more elusive than pre-ban absinthe's T-J content. I have based my opinion on the written comments of the people at the time.

Since the taste of pre-ban absinthe cannot be proven one way or another, let's end the controversy.
Absomphe
Oh, O.K. we'll end the controversy, when you say we should...

Except that every reproduction of a fin de siecle recipe, that I've ever sampled, has been delightful, and not bitter, in the least.

Excoriating me, for thread incorrectness, is really feeble, on this one, O.

After all, you've been a broken record, on this issue for years.
traineraz
There once was a Doctor called O
who knew not how to configure a poll.
He made Artemis pant
with each paranoid rant
and thus earned the title, "King Troll."
Absomphe
I'm sure Artemis has more comely reasons to pant, than Dr (tiny)O.

Even at his advanced age.
dr_ordinaire
A Sacrd Bovine we call Art
failed now to complete well her part
No matter the help
of her numerous whelps
he fell srikingly,sady, apart.
Head_prosthesis
There will soon be a Dr. Named Mudd
Who'll have nothing to click but his pud
Down the hallway he'll stare
in his grey underwear
while the men in white suits feed him cud

tabreaux
Dr., Dr., always cries;
Got some thuyone in his eyes;
Kicked from the ‘lounge but still he begs;
Stuck in Uruguay, sucking eggs.
hartsmar
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 03:51 PM)
No, Arty. Unlike you and your friend, I will not assert anything that I cannot back up with evidence.

Wow! Evidence! As in proof.

Now... Let us get back a little while in time...
I can't recall we ever saw all the "proof" we asked you to present when you kept rambling on about Tyrone...

Head_prosthesis
From the Power Trolling Guide

QUOTE
3. Force them to document their claims: 

Even if Thu Jones states outright that she has menstrual cramps, you
should demand documentation.  If Newsweek hasn't written an article on
Jane's cramps, then Jane's obviously lying.

Corollary: Never supply documentation yourself. If your opponent asks
you where you got your facts tell him he's "Too lazy and ignorant to look
it up himself". After all, why should you give him reasons if he can't
even accept the weight of your greater experience?


teeheehee...
hartsmar
Oh... Ofcourse, how silly of me.
Icarus
QUOTE
like mass quantities of  tiny bubbles rising in a glass of mythical Jade absinthe.


Whoah! You mean Jade is going to be carbonated with chop.gif? Holy shit. Will that make me trip balz™ faster?

verbal_kraze
Hell the fuck yeah!!! Those bubbles go straight to your brain.
thegreenimp
http://www.donho.com/


http://www.ziplo.com/bubbles.html
dr_ordinaire
Re: Poems

Head: very good, but the metric in the first line is wrong.

Ted: don't quit your day job.
Kirk
Juveniles.
Artemis
There once was a "doctor" called "O"
Who accused me of being Ted's ho
With my boot in O's ass
and Ted's Jade in my glass
I happily showed "O" de doh
dr_ordinaire
'twas Arty, as I can recall
who, sadly, was missing one ball
still kept up his vow
to his most Sacred Cow:
our Teddy, who has none at all.
Head_prosthesis
Speaking of handling balls
I'd like to pin yours to the wall
but I really don't think
that you're making a stink
over anything of value at all
dr_ordinaire
Change the first line to:

"If we speak about handling balls..

See?
Head_prosthesis
If all conflicts were handled this way
There'd be less who had something to say
Instead of one liners
or tomes from old timers
It would always be Romper Room day.
dr_ordinaire
Touche!
tabreaux
QUOTE (Dr_Ordinaire @ Jun 29 2004, 06:48 PM)
...he fell srikingly,sady, apart.


The only thing that fell strikingly, sadly apart in the above example was the writer's ability to type.

Nevertheless...

Dr., Dr., always lying,
Threatening, whining, screaming, crying;
His absinthe nasty, bitter and yellow;
Poor old drunken, angry fellow.

Positively offensive, definitely a whiner,
Possibly a diner, but no sixty-niner;
No one more bitter from here to Niagra,
Lighten up Doc, there’s always Viagra®.
Head_prosthesis
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