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Head_prosthesis
Here he comes down the trail
wears his dick for a tail hmmmmm Bob Chong

With his pistol at his side
he'll shoot any man alive hmmmmm Bob Chong

When the sqaws see him come
they're too afraid to run hmmmmm Bob Chong

The West was wild and the ride was long
but nobody messed with Big Bad Bob Chong!





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Perruche_verte
Where is the mighty Chong? Any confirmed Chong sightings of late?
Head_prosthesis
Ee's taunting me... Zat Chonger eez!

I see 'eem in my leetle database
'ee say to me, 'ee say

"Look at me 'Eady! 'Ere eez my name.
But do I post to you? Noh hohho! I make
zee sweet love to yoo een a whisper!

Eet say bob_chong,
*titter*
bob_chong...
morgueann
*falls to the floor in an convulsive epileptic fit upon seeing the above post*

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Artemis
Who was that guy for whom Chong refused to fuck off? He's long gone, too. I once stepped in as peacemaker between him and Chong, and the fucker told me he liked me even less than he liked Chong! They had some epic battles here.
hobgoblin
Was he that bloke who was friendly with Mr Rabid (or Black Rabbit as he was then) and Marc Campbell? An artist type who was into Zen, used to spend time in a cabin up a mountain and went to the gym a lot. Quite an intelligent man but with a very short fuse.
Head_prosthesis
It was Anatomist.

And I kick myself for losing the picture of the Cartwrights who were sneakily flipping off the photographer...
Artemis
Yes, Anatomist, he of the skeleton sculptures.

I liked the Conehead Cartwrights the best.
hobgoblin
Maybe he's gone and got himself a job in the diplomatic services?
emmy
ahh anatomist. i still have a couple of the pics he posted of his work on my hard drive somewhere.

i miss the chonger

and speaking of mc, was just thinking of that 200 (or was it 250?) pounds of rock n roll deathwish the other day, wondering as i tend to do about folks long gone what he's up to.
hobgoblin
And then there's Don Walsh; I wonder what he's up to these days.
Marc Chevalier

The same as always:

http://www.chateaujade.com/jasmine.htm


Perruche_verte
I miss all those people. Even Don. And whatever happened to Midas? And Colfax?

Marc Campbell made a long string of whining posts toward the end of his stay about how boring the forum had gotten. I'm sure they didn't impress. But they weren't him at his best.

mr-rabid
I miss all those guys.

They were a vital part of many conversations that I will long cherish, and not a few stupid jokes with which I will do the same.
Head_prosthesis
Yeah, but I'm glad that Louchedliver finally took a hike.

Man was that guy a droning, long winded, meandering,
overstated, megahorn blowin', cavernous, gape mawed,
tooth clatterin', Texas road trippin' Mr. Ed.

That fucker NEVER shut up.
bjacques
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Yes, there were giants in those days...
Absomphe
QUOTE (Head_prosthesis @ Jul 24 2004, 09:14 PM)
Yeah, but I'm glad that Louchedliver finally took a hike.

Man was that guy a droning, long winded, meandering,
overstated, megahorn blowin', cavernous, gape mawed,
tooth clatterin', Texas road trippin' Mr. Ed.

That fucker NEVER shut up.

That's why I think Head is so GOOD! LARS!.gif
bob_chong
Man, did I ever hate the Anatomist. Still do, kinda.
MrsAbsomphe
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Aug 3 2004, 03:43 PM)
That's why I think Head is so GOOD! LARS!.gif

I'm sure there are other reasons as well.

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Absomphe
Honey…

Not in front of the kids! harhar.gif
Head_prosthesis
Gotta say Chonger.

That kinda rivalry doesn't really
exist here anymore.

I mean you two guys were FUH NEE!

Not like now, where it's all
"Rush said this,
Al said that"

You guys were like
Robert Mitchum versus Zatoichi and shit.



bob_chong
I am actually afraid to hit the archives and read some of the shit we used to fight about.

In all seriousness, I was a little worried that one day he would show up on my doorstep and murder my family. I pushed his buttons, and he seemed a little unhinged. I'm not kidding.

I think it really pissed him off when I started calling him "Gnat." LOL.

However, the only goog thing that ever came out of the Chong-Anatomist Wars was that he turned me on to National Review. He said something like, "Yeah, and you probably read National Review," thinking it was an insult. I have never even seen it before, so I decided then and there to look it up. I enjoy it to this day.

And I also have to admit that his artwork is pretty freakin' cool:

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Pataphysician
Hmmm. So it confirms my suspicions: only liberals read National Review anymore. My, how the Republicans have drifted. There used to be such a thing as a Conservative Intellectual.
bob_chong
Wha?
Pataphysician
There ya go, I rest my case.
Donnie Darko
There's barely even a conservative conservative anymore.
What ever happened to Conservation?
Absomphe
It died, along with Thurmond.
Gordon
The conservatives are not even in the same belief system they used to be in and the democrats? Give me a break, loads and loads of material to use and it doesn't seem they could fight their way out of a wet paper bag. I don't know what will happen next election ?
pikkle
I just want to say I still like pussy, alot…
Gordon
harhar.gif I like pikkles, but not as much as green olives, they go better in my martinis harhar.gif
traineraz
They're ALL coming back now . . .

But is it the REAL Pikkle, or a reasonable facsimile thereof?
Head_prosthesis
We've got the fever
for the flavor of a Pikkle.
Uncle
Thier is no pikkle ,but mohammed is his first prophet.-the gerkin koran
la mort tchèque
So louchedeliver was a milder version of me?
Head_prosthesis
…dredge
A re-enactment of:
The Anatomist Klan giving
the Secret Salute to ol' Chonger



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The Standard Deviant
Looking back in this thread, things have always been nostalgic here. But then again, what do you expect in a forum where people are longing for it to be 1890 again?
Artemis
Bob Chong and the Cartwrights, building a railroad to nowhere, inviting Anatomist to get on board.

Those were the glory (hole) days!
Artemis
Obviously a Union job, too. One to work and five to watch.
Steve
Little Joe is packing some serious sausage.
Artemis
Smuggling a railroad spike.
hobgoblin
QUOTE(Artemis @ Aug 16 2011, 03:43 PM) *


Those were the glory (hole) days!


They certainly were.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Artemis @ Aug 16 2011, 07:44 AM) *

Obviously a Union job, too. One to work and five to watch.


Indeed.

And the guy working gets paid the least, of course.
Jack Batemaster
The others are "Supervisors."
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