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Hiram
I'm looking forward to Saturday: 3 PM.....The "LDF" Experience myself.

"Sexual intercourse is not a scheduled part of the program, but Virato invites and assists participants in dropping their armor and fully getting in touch with life."

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Frickin' old pervert.
Jack Batemaster
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I didn't know that Heady P was a swami?
MarKoPoLo
Sick old bastard. Why is it that hippies/earth children always want to fuck the old guys?
rjordan
What an awesome idea. Why didn't I think of this? A fuck-fest in the guise of a spiritual-self-help-healing-positive-energy class. Fucking grate. I will be holding classes all week, every week, for the next 50 years if anyone is interested. My number is 555-LOVE.

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G&C
I thought it was 1-900-555-LOVE.
Hiram
QUOTE (MarKoPoLo @ Oct 16 2004, 12:01 PM)
Why is it that hippies/earth children always want to fuck the old guys?

Because the old guys have more experience. It's God's way of pissing off the young pups who think they know everything about sex.
Grim
3-5 days of sexual gratuity, one fogyish swami...
I hope he took the blue pill.

And I really hope he drops the Tantra bit to start advocating palmistry.

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So the last WS shindig wasn't a sausage-fest after all?!
rjordan
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1-900-555-LOVE.

That's just for international calls. Local it's just 555-LOVE.

I know what the theme for the next LF should be. I'll have to talk to Louchy about this.

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MarKoPoLo
QUOTE (Hiram @ Oct 17 2004, 09:00 AM)
QUOTE (MarKoPoLo @ Oct 16 2004, 12:01 PM)
Why is it that hippies/earth children always want to fuck the old guys?

Because the old guys have more experience. It's God's way of pissing off the young pups who think they know everything about sex.

Meh, you old men can have all the "all natural" girls you want.
Hiram
It's not just hippie chicks. I've had my share of very well groomed, non-patchouli-smelling college girls, too.

Maybe more than my share.
rjordan
That's what I like about them college chicks...I keep getting older, they stay the same age.....


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Absomphe
QUOTE (Green & Cloudy @ Oct 17 2004, 09:06 AM)
I thought it was 1-900-555-LOVE.

Nope.

Lucky us.

He gave us his free home phone number! LARS!.gif


Grate.
Absomphe
QUOTE (Hiram @ Oct 17 2004, 09:56 PM)
I've had my share of very well groomed, non-patchouli-smelling college girls, too.

Maybe more than my share.

Yes, but you were in college then, remember? harhar.gif

Hiram
Yes.

But I was teaching.
Absomphe
Weren't we all... biggrin.gif
Jack Batemaster
Were women even allowed to go to college when you were that age?
verbal_kraze
got this smarty art chick to whom I pose this question
I read a couple books to add to her soul's progression
to put this in laymen's term, I gave her some knowledge
she gave me, brains in return, she had to drop out of college
knowin she does this homework, I give her in house tutoring
in and out I'm movin through her student body union and
she, call me professor, say daddy come and test her
so she could fail on purpose and repeat the semester
I'm like, at this rate ma you never graduate
she said, I aint no fool I make it up in summer school
-Jay Z
Brett
"...can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses
Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes
Tryin' to impress these brand new hoes
Laugh every time I have sex with a chick,
Baby don't know I'm an ex-convict
Walkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dick
Every twenty seconds I'll be grabbin' my dick...

...Broke minorities, sellin' dope to those bitches in sororities
She's drinkin' one too many 40's
She took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgys
Baby I don't mean to act rude,
But you told me you would never fuck a black dude
Colt 45 must have got you in the mood,
To eat a fat dick like sum soul food...

...I said honey, (honey), you got some sexy looks,
You need money (money), to buy your textbooks
Get it wet, and I can get it hard,
We can slide your vaginal credit card
Computer girl, come to my house and be my tutor girl,
Before we study, can we smoke a little Buddha, girl?
Raise your shirt, lick the nipples on your hooters, girl
Open up your legs, baby your the girl
Stick out your tongue and let me shoot it, girl
You was playin with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded,
Down your thoat, and fuckin exploded..." -Afroman "Back 2 School"

One of the older (i.e. near retirement age) professors in my school's history department divorced his wife for a mid-twenty something grad student.
rjordan
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Were women even allowed to go to college when you were that age?

Ha!


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Absomphe
Ha, nothing.

The answer of course is...

Um, no. Santa.png
rjordan
Ah, the good 'ol days.

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Wilson
At 50, I guess I am ready to start teaching classes.
Head_prosthesis
If it weren't for Hippie MC and Dr. D'Or, I
would have never snagged Kallisti. Get up,
get up, wake up, wake up…


Provenance
From back in the old days when absinthe was fun….
Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(le lêcheur des salives @ May 4 2008, 01:53 PM) *

Eh, lesbiens vieux temps.

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Tibro
Oooommm(my god).

Why can't absinthe be like it used to be? Can I blame The Lard™?
Kirk
QUOTE(Jack Batemaster @ Oct 15 2004, 02:26 PM) *

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I didn't know that Heady P was a swami?

That's Provenance!
Jack Batemaster
Hé !
Provenance
Like there's anyone who didn't know that.
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