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smokeythebandit
Yes, I know it is not a commonly held belief here that ham has an effect or that wormwood is a drug.

The reason for this is that all of the "wise elder's" of this site have never tried absinthe with a ham content of greater than 10 mg/l (this being too small an amount to feel the effect) in an amount large enough for them to realize that the buzz obtained from absinth is different than ordinary strong liquor.

I am not saything that absinthe with a higher content will make you "trip your balls off" but wormwood's effect is strong enough for it to be obvious to any user who has imbibed sufficient quantities that they are more than just drunk.

Also using wormwood without liquor gives a type of high to the user. (how can the explanation that it is just the alcohol answer that?)

Well, tear me apart now you pathetic ignorant would be experts.
Lord Stanley
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Hiram
You're still the same old moron, aren't you?

smokeythebandit
Geeze you remember me? (Really hit the nail with that pathetic comment)

No, I am not, I'm just trying to help you guys out, the real experience with absinthe isn't in the taste (any liquor over 100 proof tastes like shit) but the feeling get from liquor mixed with wormwood.
smokeythebandit
....I was a moron for listening to you fools about what "real absinthe" is.

What you guys drink is nothing like it was when it was at it's peak popularity.
Lord Stanley
He's right, you know.

I can't believe that thujone content was omitted from Oxy's absinthe grading system.

Back to the drawing board.
thegreenimp
Sure, tell us all about it Assbandit poop.gif .
Ari
He is right. I used to get so high whenever I ate grandma's stuffing at thanksgiving. The chop.gif in it was w00t2.gif

On a more serious note, I think it should be obvious that most chop.gif ratings are BS. I find it amazing that every absinthe that lists their th-jone levels happens to be able to control their levels so perfectly that they exactly meet the government requirements. Seems a bit odd to me that they have such a perfect chemical control but most can't make their absinthe right.


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Artemis
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Also using wormwood without liquor gives a type of high to the user.


Amen. It makes me sneeze, and when I sneeze, my boogie starts to ooze. Makes mah haid spin.
traineraz
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Would a mod be so kind as to put this geniOus under the bridge, where he belongs?
Artemis
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the "wise elder's" of this site have never tried absinthe with a ham content of greater than 10 mg/l


So true .........
grey boy
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verawench
*polite chuckle* Oh... dear me.

....


FEAR US. user posted image
Brett
QUOTE (smokeythebandit @ Feb 2 2005, 08:25 PM)
Geeze you remember me? (Really hit the nail with that pathetic comment)

No, I am not, I'm just trying to help you guys out, the real experience with absinthe isn't in the taste (any liquor over 100 proof tastes like shit) but the feeling get from liquor mixed with wormwood.

And how would you know?

I will "shoot bucket loads of cu'm" on you now that I've read those e-mails I get all the time.

Even my non-drinking wife wants to insult you.headbonk.gif

You wally.
hartsmar
Wow
sixela
QUOTE (Artemis @ Feb 3 2005, 06:58 AM)
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the "wise elder's" of this site have never tried absinthe with a ham content of greater than 10 mg/l


So true .........

And what about that famous sample containing 25mg/l, then?
sixela
QUOTE (smokeythebandit @ Feb 3 2005, 06:13 AM)
Yes, I know it is not a commonly held belief here that ham has an effect or that wormwood is a drug.

The reason for this is that all of the "wise elder's" of this site

The wise elders are Learned in the Ways of the Apostrophe. You aren't.

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have never tried absinthe with a ham content of greater than 10 mg/l (this being too small an amount to feel the effect) in an amount large enough for them to realize that the buzz obtained from absinth is different than ordinary strong liquor.

Well, you must drink a lot, then, at least if the recent Rutgers University study is to be believed.
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obvious to any user who has imbibed sufficient quantities that they are more than just drunk.

Quite true. If that famed liquor containing all that t-jone was King of Spirits or Logan Fils, they're most probably more than drunk, but also credulous and stupid.
Breson
(smokeythebandit @ Feb 2 2005, 08:25 PM)
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(any liquor over 100 proof tastes like shit)


I have a collection of small batch bourbons that might argue that point.

But if that is true for you why dont you stick with beer or whine

Jaded Prole
Dr. O by any other name would still whine.

Absomphe
QUOTE (smokeythebandit @ Feb 2 2005, 09:13 PM)


The reason for this is that all of the "wise elder's" of this site have never tried absinthe with a ham content of greater than 10 mg/l


Completely untrue.

Quite a few got to trip balls on Dr. O's personal stash, a few years back! w00t2.gif harhar.gif

And then there was Chrysippvs's La Bleue. wacko.gif
Artemis
QUOTE (sixela @ Feb 3 2005, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (Artemis @ Feb 3 2005, 06:58 AM)
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the "wise elder's" of this site have never tried absinthe with a ham content of greater than 10 mg/l


So true .........

And what about that famous sample containing 25mg/l, then?

I forgot about that one.
DenSetsu
I was going to comment on this ass-clown, but I've decided against it. I have too little energy today to deal with a puppet troll.
hartsmar
...you just did...

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DenSetsu
Well, I wanted to say a lot more but yeah, I guess I did in a way sleepy.gif
Abnorman
QUOTE (Artemis @ Feb 2 2005, 10:57 PM)
It makes me sneeze, and when I sneeze, my boogie starts to ooze.

"YEEK! You reek of absinthe..."
verbal_kraze
Tell us, please tell us of this magical absinthe with a higher thujone content that makes you trip. I must find it.
Breson
I have it absintheglass-glow2.gif
DenSetsu
Yes, higher chop.gif and a couple of hits of LSD
Breson
Everytime I drink enough of absintheglass-glow2.gif
I trip over something
DenSetsu
I have the same problem Breson. abs-cheers.gif
Artemis
QUOTE (Billynorm @ Feb 5 2005, 01:26 AM)
QUOTE (Artemis @ Feb 2 2005, 10:57 PM)
It makes me sneeze, and when I sneeze, my boogie starts to ooze.

"YEEK! You reek of absinthe..."

w00t2.gif I'm pleased that somebody caught on.

How about this:

Absomphe
Hey, I resemble that guy! w00t2.gif

Well, I'll pass on the amyl nitrates.
Artemis
That's not a guy, that's Ruby the Dyke. I shudder to think what you've just revealed about yourself.
Absomphe
I was using "guy" in the vernacular, and very loosely at that, although that's the second time you've shuddered, in regards to my self-revelations.

I must be doing something right. wink.gif
Artemis
The stuff Ruby requested wasn't for her, but for her friend Garston:

Lord Stanley
Nobody knows Absomphe's a lesbian.
DenSetsu
Apparently you did harhar.gif
Absomphe
That's because we secret lesbians can always tell our own kind. chickawow.gif
Absomphe
QUOTE (Artemis @ Feb 7 2005, 11:42 AM)
The stuff Ruby requested wasn't for her, but for her friend Garston:

OMG!

I really DO resemble that guy, on one of GOOD hair days. sleepy.gif
le Gimp
Hmmm. Amyl nitrate. So easy to make, so rough on the ticker.

I really didn't need to remember that.

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tabreaux
FWIW, the correct name for the substance in question is "isoamyl nitrite".

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Absomphe
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SloppyGoat
QUOTE (le Gimp @ Feb 7 2005, 10:04 PM)
Hmmm. Amyl nitrate. So easy to make, so rough on the ticker.

I really didn't need to remember that.

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Is that what we used to call "Rush"? If so, I don't want anymore of that. My head still aches when I think about it.
DenSetsu
That's probably the ditch weed.
Rimbaud
Who is this smoking ass-bandit?

What a fucking chump.

Can we kill him now?
Kirk
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I'll shoot him for ya!
DenSetsu
He hasn't posted for a few days, hopefully we ran him off.
Conju
All it takes is a few well placed attacks to their inner core.
Absomphe
So how come it never works with you?
Kirk
QUOTE (Conju @ Mar 3 2005, 03:42 PM)
a few well placed attacks to their inner core.

Is that a computer term?
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