I'm throwing myself upon the mercy of the internets.

Here's the story: Yours truly got word this week that his contract is being terminated at the end of the month instead of in June. This sucks the shit out of a fat, white, politician's ass.

Baby needs new shoes.

If you or anyone you know needs a pixel jockey, my portfolio is at AlembicDesign.com. No job too small. I'm a graphic designer/illustrator, I don't do programming or engineering of any kind beyond basic web site building, html, etc. No Flash (yet). I just make pretty pictures.

Please help a fellow alcoholic. It would suck if I had to make my wife go without her meds just so I could have absinthe.

Yes, I am already aware that I mis-spelled "miscellaneous" on my site.