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Patlow
WAY PAST SUNDAY

Let's throw away the other day
And everything that got in the way
It wasn't you, it wasn't me
Cos it was always meant to be
Now don't forget you're beautiful
And that we've always been on a roll
I'm on my back so lay on me
I like the feel of gravity
They hold you down
I'll pick you up
There's an end to every rut
Can't imagine the world without you dear
So
I'll
Always
Be
Right
Here
Then MAYBE one day we'll get WAY past SUNDAY
At the speed of sound
We're six feet underground
While you're living for your children and mothers
Don't forget your sisters and brothers
Please forgive me
And try not to miss me
Cos I've never pretended to be on the longest road
Where it's all overgrown
With the memories we've sown
That keep us together
Forever and ever
And ever and ever
And ever and ever
So, MAYBE one day we'll get WAY past SUNDAY
And we'll throw away
every other day
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

Head_prosthesis
Best drunken poem I've read all night.
It rhymes, good man!
AndrewT
Sorry, but if it's not in dactylic pentameter, it's just not poetry harhar.gif
Kirk
You should send that one to Bono,
it's right up his alley.
Absomphe
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY, we're the Monkees,

And people say we monkey around,

But we're too busy typin' poetry…

Patlow
wow. wasted. it's kind of noelish. very sappy. i might have to kick my own ass.

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Patlow
QUOTE (AndrewT @ Sep 12 2005, 03:01 AM)
Sorry, but if it's not in dactylic pentameter, it's just not poetry harhar.gif

i'm not defending my shit poem, it's a drunken pop song, really…

but poetry has no rules--

that's kind of the point.
Fredie
wacko.gif "Poets who claim there's no rhyme for Orange
Obviously keep their minds in storage"
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Absomphe
Actually, blancmange does rhyme with orange (kinda) and, sure, it's French, but it has been accepted into English (kinda).
Fredie
Then that makes Two!
Good for you….
If you didn't know it….
yer now a poet!!!
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Patlow
DRUNKEN POEM, NUMBER TWO (too lazy... too out of it and...):


the beautiful people smoke their cigarettes and live their lives with no regrets

so why can't we we're so depraved

let's fuck up so much me can't be saved
Patlow
i wanna get high, but i don't think that i can take the blame

it'll blow my soul away

it wasn't worth the fame

i'm just a one man band

crashinn' cars in the the pouring rain

the more you think the less i'll feel the same
Donnie Darko
The lights are blinking
I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Oh, makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-o
Bro', I got ta maintain
`Cause a nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Grim
Stiiickshifts and safety-belts,
Bucket-seats, have, all, got, to-go,
When I'm driiiiving,
In-the-car,
It makes, my, baby, seeeem so-far.

I need,
You,
He-ere with me-ee.
Not way over, in-a-bucket, seat.

I need, you, to, be,
heeeere with me-eee.
Not way ov'r, In-a-bucket, seat.
Patlow
heh... need to have a lock on my computer so that doesn't happen late at night.

thanks for joining in...

awaiting LDF ridiculaously large x-mas order, then i'll...

no i won't. will resist.

heh.


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Artemis
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Stiiickshifts and safety-belts, Bucket-seats, have, all, got, to-go,


That's why I had to Photoshop that enormous scar off yer arm in one of the TXLF photos.

If only morticians had it so easy.

Count your blessings, vato.
Patlow
(ode to newbies)

My name is Jackass
I live in nowhere
I make a hundred-bucks-a-day
I go drink box wine
I order Deva
They take my hundred-bucks-away
Absomphe
QUOTE(Patlow @ Jan 22 2006, 06:26 PM) *



My name is Jackass



Then you must be an impostor, cuz he no longer drinks that black licorice tasting crap, nor posts on absinthe forums.
Wild Bill Turkey
Lift high on spirits green or mellowed amber
chase the taste and hark the spark of my great love
was this her taste? her smell?

am I with her now, in her glowing hour?
to tell her she will not die, but only sleep
to say
I will wake you in a hundred years
and give you back the dawnings of the evenings
and the full flower of your youth
zachM
A man stopped and asked me for a smoke today. I pulled the pack out and offered him one. "No", he says, "Thats not my brand". "Fucking pig!", I said. He looked at me as if I were crazy. I wanted to give him a good thrashing but he would have never known what it was for. Damn fool!
traineraz
That's when you unbutton your fly and offer him something else to wrap his lips around.
Grim
QUOTE
That's when you unbutton your fly and offer him something else to wrap his lips around.

...
Patlow
"it's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes wit to be gentle and kind..."

-s.m.

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