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badger
You Know You're From Northern Virginia If…

1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Tech, UVA, or NVCC (Where Badger studies)
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are worth 3x than those in the teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak english
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurance
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3 car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC(ex. anacostia)
44. Most of Loudoun County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
49. Rush hour lasts all day
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurance.
52. 9:30 isn't just a time, its a place.
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
54. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
55. You live 5 minutes from at least 2 high schools, but you go to one thats 30 minutes away.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a stop light.
57. You can't pull up to a 7-11 without seeing at least one cop, and usually there's another cop sitting not too far away.
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
59. When you put on your turn signal to change lanes, the people next to you speed up.
60. Talking on metro in the morning is prohibited.
Lord Stanley
61. Somebody has to read that list to you.
Absomphe
The top SIXTY reasons?

Oh, please…
grey boy
QUOTE
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school


But what happens if it's one eench of cheeze!
plunger
Wow, badger, I can relate. Good to see someone else here from NVa..and in Loudoun County no less! Great list; I think you got it covered. I was at the 9:30 last night. Right aroung the corner from a bar that just got shut down because seven people have be shot there in the last few months.
Breson
Not surprising as the 9:30 is in a horrible neighborhood.
sirshack
QUOTE(badger @ Nov 16 2005, 09:59 AM) *

You Know You're From Northern Virginia If…

1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Tech, UVA, or NVCC (Where Badger studies)
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are worth 3x than those in the teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak english
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurance
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3 car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC(ex. anacostia)
44. Most of Loudoun County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
49. Rush hour lasts all day
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurance.
52. 9:30 isn't just a time, its a place.
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
54. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
55. You live 5 minutes from at least 2 high schools, but you go to one thats 30 minutes away.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a stop light.
57. You can't pull up to a 7-11 without seeing at least one cop, and usually there's another cop sitting not too far away.
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
59. When you put on your turn signal to change lanes, the people next to you speed up.
60. Talking on metro in the morning is prohibited.



Hahaha...holy shit! Way too true to life.

Oakton High School, mofos.
verlaine
i made it to 3 and realized i dont have the attention span.
zachM
I made it to six!
Absomphe
Northern Virginia ain't worth more than that.
TwEaK
Fairfax City here. Try walking around southeast at 4 in the morning by the way blink.gif

Back to my hole I go to lurk
atb376
QUOTE(badger @ Nov 16 2005, 09:59 AM) *

39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop


That's pretty much par for the course anywhere, no? yes.gif
Head_prosthesis
Either undercover cop or old man with hat.

You don't want to be on the road with either one.
Absomphe
Especially if the old man with hat happens to be a cop.

Of course, then he'd be driving around in an unmarked Crown Victoria custom made van with tinted windows.
traineraz
Kindly post us a photo of that Crown Victoria van, I'm having trouble imagining it.

By the way, you know you live in Arizona when:

. . . you no longer associate the words "bridge" or "river" with the word "water"

. . . your driving gloves look suspiciously like oven mitts

. . . every scraggly tree in an ocean of vacant parking has five cars crammed under it, even a quarter-mile from the store

. . . hats and umbrellas are for sunny days

. . . the cold water tap delivers hotter water than the hot water tap

. . . you drive up the mountains to visit the snow

. . . your neighbor uses aluminum foil for window blinds

. . . you job-hunt online in places where it never gets hot and it's always rainy
aeldyth
traineraz:

I seem to recall those wonderful things about my previous life in Arizona. One thing was nice: It was a short drive to a different elevation which had a different climate.

Where I live now, it is hours of driving though snow and very low temperatures before there is a change. It has been a couple of weeks since I have been able to to get my apartment warmer than sixty-five degrees.

Someday, I'll go to a balmy, tropical isle where my only weather worry will be hurricanes!

Aeldyth
Mashoujiki
You know you're from southeast Texas when:

...Screw is either a deceased DJ or a genre of rap

...the words oil, syrup, lean, punch, etc. all refer to liquid codein

...grills are just as common on teeth as they are on cars

...driving on the highway is very like unto playing hockey

..."this is so 281" = "I think I hear someone playing dueling banjos"

..."that's so 713" = "that guy is wearing pants tighter than his girlfriend's"

...rainbow flags on the lightpoles mean you're in the Montrose district

...whenever a category 5 hurricane is predicted, people plan parties because we all know that evacuation is hopeless

...When half an inch of snow falls, and doesn't stick to the ground, nobody drives ANYWHERE

...you avoid the Astrodome and Gulfgate because of all the NOLA folks
bob_chong
QUOTE(Head_prosthesis @ Mar 29 2006, 12:38 AM) *

Either undercover cop or old man with hat.


I'm not that old.

The Crown Vic is a fine vehicle. Extremely safe, OK gas mileage (compared to similarly sized vehicles, such as minivans or SUVs), cheap to get on the used market (and usually low-miles and good-as-new since they're almost always owned by oldsters, as noted), and the mafia trunk which requires no thought or finagling when filling for a family vacation.
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