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Kirk
They started by banning me so Betty would feel welcome (plus I vowed to put a silver tipped arrow through her heart if she actually joined the forum.
Bastards.
The Standard Deviant
Bastards indeed.

Did you post this straight in Under the Bridge, Kirk?
Donnie Darko
Who the fuck is Douchedlounge?
Jack Batemaster
Who the fuck really cares?


Djirk, you're always welcum to post whatever you want over at JBM.com...
Wild Bill Turkey
Kirk, I know that you could never bring yourself loose the arrow, knowing she'd take one final piece of your silverwork with her, lodged forever ( as a precaution ) in heart of the corse.
Donnie Darko
It would be a waste of good silver.
Kirk
The Lounge is dead, long live the the Lounge
Jaded Prole
Interesting
rjordan
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Jaded Prole
I miss the Lounge. Found this almost satisfying.
Jack Batemaster
Elle est morte.
Tibro
Depending on your perspective, many may consider that an improvement.
Provenance
QUOTE(Jack Batemaster @ Feb 5 2013, 10:48 AM) *
Elle est morte.

No, it's still published.
rjordan
I want the fucking Lounge back!! Somebody get Cros on the phone and fix this..

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rjordan
Hmm..just figured out the edit button goes away after a time period. I prolly knew that already but forgot..oh well..

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Jaded Prole
Too late now. Cros could have done something to recover it but he didn't.
It's dead but its absence is painful to me .
Provenance
The Lounge taint dead as long as tainted loungers drink.
Jaded Prole
And we do.

There's Festering left to do.
Tibro
There's bound to be further collateral damage with the growing momentum of marijuana legalization.

Another example of The Lounge being ahead of the curve.
rjordan
What about rebirthing another Lounge? You know, like those psychiatrists that take adults and put them in a bag with lots of pillows and then a lot of weight on top of them so that they can't barely breath (and sometimes the 'patient' suffocates and dies) and then they get rebirthed out of the bag of pillows and they are all better. The website should be available now, no?

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Tibro
Or we could put them in the passenger seat of some car driven by a partially impaired thuj0ne degenerate inducing them to clench their collective sphincter in utter terror until the fear-inducing nightmare stopped and their sphincters collectively relaxed and xat out something vaguely reminiscent of The Lounge.

Xit and the poo flingers will cum.
Jaded Prole
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What about rebirthing another Lounge?


We could put together an empty shell but what has been lost cannot be recovered.


Louched lounge history lies a-mouldering in the grave,
But the core crew goes stumbling on.
Provenance
"Breastaurants" Titled Kilt, Twins Peaks coming to area

Hooters Girls are getting more competition. At least two new "breastaurant" chains are working on plans to open in South Florida this year, also featuring scantily-clad women.

Next month, the Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery will open in Hallandale Beach with Tilted Kilt Girls sporting mini-kilts midriff-baring white tops, a sporran and stockings.

And a group of Weston restaurateurs have signed an agreement to open 10 Twin Peaks.The main attraction at the mountain sports lodge-themed restaurants are the "Lumber Jills," serving in khaki shorts and red plaid tops. They bare their midriff, too.
Owners of the specialty-themed restaurants say the servers are entertainers. Breastaurants don't hire their employees, they audition and cast them, said Joe Sloboda, a restaurateur behind the upcoming Twin Peaks South Florida franchise.

"We want to make sure people on our team will fit the role, with the right personality, the right skill-set," he said. For example, the Tilted Kilt announced it will hold "casting calls," this weekend from 12-5 p.m. for "all roles.'

But the restaurants have more to offer than attractive skimpily-clad servers, the owners say.

The Tilted Kilt pays homage to the old public houses of England, Scotland, Ireland and America, said Mark Hanby, Tilted Kilt's vice president of development. Customers can even expect "humorous and slightly bawdy limericks," he said.

"Initially, customers are drawn in for the girls," Hanby said. "But what keeps them coming back is the great food, the selection of drinks and the unbeatable atmosphere." he said.

Sloboda is part of the DMD Restaurant Group, which also operates Five Guys Burgers and Fries and VooDoo BBQ & Grill restaurants in the Miami area. Twin Peaks restaurants will have about 150 televisions, cold beer served at 29 degrees and comfort food, Sloboda said.

"The approach is to make sure guests coming in enjoy themselves, whether it's a bunch of guys, couples, someone celebrating a birthday or watching a football game," Sloboda said.

There are more than 25 Twin Peaks restaurants open in 12 states, according to a DMD Restaurant Group release. The Tilted Kilt currently has 76 restaurants operating in the U.S. and Canada and plan to have a total of 103 operating by the end of the year, the company said.

The new chains started around the mid-2000s and are rapidly expanding because Hooters "has been dormant," said Darren Tristano, executive vice president of Technomic, a food industry research and consulting firm based in Chicago.

Hooters has not updated its concept or revamped its brand significantly in recent years, he said, yet they remain the category leader. The chain, which started in Clearwater in 1983, has 365 locations in the U.S. and brings in about $900 million in annual sales, Tristano said.

Hooters declined comment.

Collectively, the breastaurant subsection makes about $2 billion in sales annually, compared with the overall industry sales of $390 billion, Tristano said.

Technomic estimates sales at the new breastaurants are growing at a 40 percent rate annually.

And while they are gaining strength in South Florida, not all are welcoming them with open arms.

"It's abundantly clear they're selling sex," said Meredith Ockman, president of the Palm Beach County chapter of the National Organization for Women. "I don't blame anyone for making a dollar, but don't think objectifying someone is the way to do it."

A "whole multitude" of issues rise with these type of restaurants, Ockman said. Among them, safety.

The restaurants need to provide enough security so that customers don't get too close to the servers, Ockman said. They must also ensure employees feel safe when leaving at the end of their shifts and not feel threatened by customers, she said.

The "breastaurant" term gained popularity about five years ago and has stuck since then, said Ron Ruggless, southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation's Restaurant News.

"Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that's basically what the category is selling," Ruggless said.

Fabio Caro, franchise owner of the upcoming Hallandale Beach restaurant, decided to open in South Florida after visiting a Tilted Kilt in Connecticut, he said.

"Sex appeal sells," Caro said on Tuesday while meeting with an awnings installation company outside the new location. "The women are treated professionally and with respect. They don't only have to look good, but also have to be entertainers. It's tasteful."
rjordan
2 many werdz..

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Jack Batemaster
La Lounge® est morte !
Tibro
Who the fuck is Fake Latejester?
Provenance
Disposable Penis

All the kewl kidz have one. Or maybe several.
Steve
I forgot to login at the Lounge for the last 6 or 7 years. What did I miss?
Steve
Also:

Detachable Penis
Jack Batemaster
QUOTE(Steve @ Feb 18 2013, 12:29 PM) *

…What did I miss?

Rien !
Tibro
Srsly?
Provenance
No, Stimpy.
G&C
Damn!
I thought he was rien.
Tibro
lol
Jack Batemaster
Elle avait le goûte de réglisse noire.
Tibro
No "r"?

Church?

Devilishly difficult.
Jaded Prole
The website may be gone but the spirits it spawned continue.
Jack Batemaster
Deze geesten zijn bizar.
Tibro
QUOTE(Fake Latejester @ Feb 21 2013, 12:47 AM) *

Jazzed beer seizing net.


True dat.
Provenance
Jazzed beer?
Tibro
Mebbe.

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Mebbe not.
Provenance
There is none like Brother Thelonius
Absomphe
The beer is excellent, but (big surprise, not) it doesn't quite do justice to its namesake.
Tibro
The Penguin? Or Bismarck?
Bruno Rygseck
QUOTE(Jaded Prole @ Feb 20 2013, 11:57 PM) *

The website may be gone but the spirits it spawned continue.

If it ever will open again, that could be its motto.
Tibro
Sounds kinda spunky.
Icarus
It's baaaaaack!
Absomphe
Ass long ass a search says "this site may harm your computer", it ain't xit, cryin' wolf boy.
Jaded Prole
Good thinking, I'd stick with that.


Though, I'm amazed to say,


It Is Risen!!!

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Maybe there is a Crosby!
G&C
How does one get past this crap?

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