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Oxygenee
New York, 1951....
Fredie
"Some damn fools made bigger damn fools of themselves"
That not only summed up Absinthe's misguided rep. but pot's as well!!
Donnie Darko
Funny you mentioned that. I was using Jade VS as my bongwater the other night, and all of a sudden every girl in the room started saying things like "you know, I've always wondered what it would be like to be with another girl..."

And then I woke up.
celticgent
yeah, donnie, chicks use that "now that i've met you, i really want to try lesbianism" line all the time.

unfortunately it's not a dream.
Donnie Darko
I'll take that over the "You're the father" line any day of the week.

badger
Just remember the golden comeback Donnie "Get a DNA test." At least it's not as bad as "you know I had feelings for you, but I discovered that I am a lesbian."
celticgent
hehehe

i get that line just meeting girls.

we never get to that babymaking phase, cause they realize they hate men now.
Donnie Darko
That's the problem with dating girls over 18. They're too experienced.
celticgent
very true.

boys too.
sixela
QUOTE(Donnie Darko @ May 16 2006, 07:55 PM) *

I'll take that over the "You're the father" line any day of the week.

I'll take the "I'm a lesbian line" any day of the week if they're really lesbian.

Trust me. It beats having to wonder what the amused look on their friends' faces is while you're courting her, only to realise all too well what it was afterwards.
traineraz
Not to mention why her breath is always springtime fresh!
badger
Fresh like Springtime at Sea;-)
jacal01
Springtime fresh in the way that trimethyamine might be associated with blossoming. Flower ester it ain’t, but it might be some component of pheromone, I guess. More closely associated with enteric bacterial metabolism, tho, like fish rotting. Some of that smelly love, like Cupid’s dirty gym socks.

Ahhh, Sapphire...
traineraz
I was thinking more like a delightful Summer's Eve.

But if you're more interested in the Pike Place Fish Market, knock yerself out.
jacal01
Oooh. Flower scented mouthwash, with just a touch of island breeze and tropical rain. Much better than taking it neat. And yet somehow... a whisper of a piscine common thread still swimmingly insinuates itself...

I guess I was all confused by the seasons blurring by so fast.
Absomphe
QUOTE(badger @ May 16 2006, 01:33 PM) *

Fresh like Springtime at Sea;-)


Is it chicken, or is it tuna? sleepy.gif
Oxygenee
I knew Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson was a friend of mine. Absomphe, you're no Jessica Simpson.
Absomphe
Flattery will get you everywhere, Sailor. heart.gif
traineraz
I must be misunderstanding the equation in the title.

How does Absinthe + Absomphe = Hot Girl on Girl Action?
MrsAbsomphe
QUOTE(traineraz @ May 17 2006, 10:06 AM) *

How does Absinthe + Absomphe = Hot Girl on Girl Action?


My husband is a wily one, traineraz.

Much more to him than meets the eye.

---Tish looking-up.gif
Oxygenee
You're aware that very time it happens, somewhere in heaven an angel gets its wings?
traineraz
. . . and a devil gets some tail.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Oxygenee @ May 17 2006, 11:07 AM) *

You're aware that very time it happens, somewhere in heaven an angel gets its wings?


Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner! LARS!.gif
Kommienezuspadt
blink.gif
Did I just stumble onto the set of "Carry On... Absinthe Discussion Board!" ?

Besides, that whole 'smells like fish' thing is untrue... It has to be...
Okay, so it's not like I've been with a veritable bevy of 'ladies' but there's been a few... well a couple...
Well definitely more than one. And I've never come across it.

Am I a social outcast? Should I be ostracised?

I thought so...
brucer
As I said in another thread .......

Bombay Duck heart.gif heart.gif

Bruce
jacal01

fish-odor syndrome

and the cure...

I had a friend who used to complain bitterly about his girlfriend, but she was persistent, and her mother was rick, so he ended up married to her. Amazing.
Fredie
QUOTE(Ravenshaw @ May 18 2006, 02:02 AM) *

"Carry On... Absinthe Discussion Board!"
"....Don't ya cry no more...."
traineraz
QUOTE(jacal01 @ May 18 2006, 07:47 AM) *

her mother was rick

Amazing.


Did her mother become Rick before or after having her?

Before? Amazing.

After? Not so much.
jacal01
The mother’s rick details weren’t interesting to me. The amazing part was that he would consent to a open-ended fate of screwing in a rank miasmic cloud. Now that’s some hardcore persistence. Or maybe they discovered Enzara together and lived happily ever ether.
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