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Kommienezuspadt
My partner has promised to make a more acceptable version of this photo, using a bottle of Jade Edouard instead of the cack that this girl has so delicately placed betwixt her thighs.
I share this promise with you all, of course, in an attempt to ensure that she makes good on her promise... STAY TUNED!
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sixela
One word of advice: do tell her it's not mandatory to look as stupid as the woman on the original.

Oh, and I vote for a Combier Blanchette instead of a Jade Edouard.
Marc
Or one of those 0.03L mignonnette wink.gif
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tayker
She's too skinny. shock.gif


Did I say that out loud?
jacal01
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Oct 23 2006, 05:58 AM) *

Or one of those 0.03L mignonnette

Pfft. The 1 liter Kübler.

Come on.
Kirk
May I suggest an airplane bottle?
hartsmar
So, no one suggested this yet...
No long hair in the way. No dumb ass logo in the middle of everything. Hell, no bottle.
There.
traineraz
Why would Ted want that to promote Jade? Is he going after the Maxim crowd now?
Kommienezuspadt
No... This is one of those 'completely unauthorised' photo shoots... Fuelled partly by my distaste for "czechsinthe" and partly because I really like taking photos of my girlfriend nekkid... Ted had nothing to do with it. I mean I hope Ted had nothing to do with it...

I ran the '0.03L mignonnette' idea past her and she called me a retard.

I'm getting the back drop set up today... And she says she has to go to the 'beauty parlour' first... must be a girl thing...
hartsmar
Not to offend you but I'm sure it will turn out to be a "man's thing" as well.
If everyone does this and post it here then we could charge $19.95 a month!
Hmm... Gotta call Admin.
traineraz
Shhh, that's the special Swedish surprise for prolific posters of reviews!
speedle
What's he doin', waiting for her to turn 18? evill.gif
hartsmar
He told her about the idea, she took his camera, smashed it and kicked him out.
Go figure.
Head_prosthesis
Hey, give the guy a break.

Jade wasn't built in a day.
hartsmar
Ba-dum-tsshhh

AbsintheMan
QUOTE(Kommienezuspadt @ Oct 22 2006, 10:39 PM) *

My partner has promised to make a more acceptable version of this photo, using a bottle of Jade Edouard instead of the cack that this girl has so delicately placed betwixt her thighs.
I share this promise with you all, of course, in an attempt to ensure that she makes good on her promise… STAY TUNED!
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What… no pics with the bottle of Jade?
hartsmar
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Flasheart
Is this close enough? :)
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speedle
Nice job.
Flasheart
Thanks! Maybe a good absinthe company can hire me to make their graphics for an ad campaign and pay me in absinthe! Probably not, but nice daydream!
Rimbaud
Simply having basic Photoshop knowledge does not make someone a graphic designer.
Provenance
No, you also need business cards.
G&C
Made with Photoshop.
Head_prosthesis
Get someone else to make those
business cards in Pagemaker and
now you're an Art Director, with a
nose full of coke, banging that chick
on the deck of your yacht, your cell
phone up your ass on vibrate.
rjordan
Ha!

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Absomphe
What he said, but I ain't takin' my hat off, onacuz I got no manners.

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Flasheart
Actually it was made with GIMP not Photoshop. I can't afford Photoshop! If I bought it I'd never be able to buy absinthe!
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