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caesar
Please do not open this at work, unless you are self employed! harhar.gif

Wowza!
Absomphe
Muchas gracias, hombre! abs-cheers.gif
caesar
I figured we needed an early morning pick-me-up. abs-cheers.gif
G&C
I need a smoke.
Marc
I need a glass, a smoke and a vagina.gif
crosby
Ditto.
Donniej
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caesar
I love the way she slips that thing on at the end. w00t2.gif
Absomphe
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jan 11 2007, 08:17 AM) *

I need a glass, a smoke and a vagina.gif

I'll see your absintheglass-glow2.gif, bobw.gif, and vagina.gif, and raise you a ppm.gif.
Provenance
I viewed the ad at work -- it got me a promotion.
Wild Bill Turkey
Hard to imagine a promotion, but I can see how you might get a bit of a raise from it...
jacal01
Speaking of ads...

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Kirk
I used to do that, but her tits always sagged the other way, she was a slacker.
jacal01
Viagrette?

Kirk

Any talk of sex is inappropriate,
I don't like it
and I hope you don't like it
It's like all the sexual bullshit, hey fuckers: I don't care,
get it ? I don't give a shit about your sexual proclivities, bunch a fucking political cunts made it an issue, not me and not you.
You fuckin fags don't you know a red herring when you see it cumming?
Jesus fucking christ you guys are easy,
if I was a pimp, everyone of you helpless hos would have to be my bitch,
good thing for you, I like you.
Go ahead, scoff, and while you're at it, I need something.
I need you to snap to, take over your own life, Slap us all around, show us some strife, that's where it's at,
the threshold will divide you like a blade, step off now, we need you anymore.
caesar
I think Kirk is having a breakdown. Sniffing too many fumes?
crosby
No, it has just been a while since he hit his stride.
Kirk
Oh, I have a fume or two, and goddamit, I'm shooting it at all of you,
not really, Ceaser, you slip through the wire.
I'm concerned, about the way I feel burned.
Time and chance has fucked me,
no, I'm not feeling sorry for me,
but I see some kind of. . . . how you say, , , dichotomy?
I'm just saying that this is it, it's all we got, these are the cards as played.
I'm no prophet, and I'm not in it for profit, doubt me, come around here, you'll see, after I kick your ass with some scrap debris, laying around here,
there's a lot of that, but you know.
Look, this is the real deal, I actually (for some reason) fucking care about. . . all of you.
Kirk
DON"T ASK ME WHY, fuckers, you know I'll cry,
that's right, I'm a pussy, you are all killing me.
cept you.
Kirk
I like you.
Kirk
When I get time, I'll show you all that's mine, a picture of my shack, the shed out back, then you'll see, I'm no cult hero.
Kirk
Yawn, god you're slow, nighty night now, do you want me to awake?
jacal01
Time is indeed nigh. And twilight approaches. Someone once called instances like this one of one's Chyro moments. Not to be confused with Kodak moment.

Me, I can't get past the self-serving assholes paradigm. But then, I don't get the love you get. Or give.

But this is all that there is. Or will be, delusions aside. Immortality is one of those rare pearls. Or maybe just Memoriality.
jacal01
Dictionary beckons. Don't want to misspeak myself. I'm obscure enuff as it is.

But my evening routine does now loom. Eating and reading and shitting and sleeping and dreaming, with maybe an endorphin or two along the way. So I'll be taking my leave here directly, too , unless you raise me to an immediate response.

I do take your point about a real time dialog tho. Where's all your other playmates?. Hanging around on the sidelines fearful of being scorned?
Kirk
I bequeath all the love I ever got to you, JacaL,
It's served me not.
I take it back, I never deserved any I got, so I give it to you,
Jacal rules, he holds the gold.
jacal01
Refrains of Chariots of Fire echo into the distance.
Marc
It has been a long time Kirk, we were missing your poetic monologs abs-cheers.gif
Absomphe
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jan 12 2007, 12:38 AM) *

It has been a long time Kirk, we were missing your poetic manlogs abs-cheers.gif


"Any talk of sex is inappropriate,
I don't like it"

There, you see, Mthuilli.

Now I hope you'll apologize to the guy, for cryin' out loud! evill.gif
Marc
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G&C
I should get royalties for that emoticon since it's named after me.
Marc
You're right G&C, but I can't stop using it IPB Image
Absomphe
QUOTE(G&C @ Jan 12 2007, 04:06 PM) *

I should get royalties for that emoticon since it's named after me.


As should I for the w00t2.gif in WS, since it was named after me.

I'm not holding my breath, though.
jacal01
QUOTE(Kirk @ Jan 11 2007, 10:14 PM) *
Jacal rules, he holds the gold.

Dear Sighance Guy-
I bit into it, and I don't feel any less foolish.

What gives?
-Danse

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