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Absinthesizer
You put your wine, or booze, on this magic plate, and shazam, in a flash it's better.

From the "How It Works" section:

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Our trade secret, proprietary design creates a harmonically balanced resonate frequency that affects the water molecules structure. It is now becoming well know that certain materials give off a signature resonate frequency. This is accomplished without the need of electricity or batteries. It is believed by experts to affect the Hydrogen/Oxygen bonding of water cells in a positive way, thus neutralizing impurities in some way. We have targeted specific frequency ranges that are partially responsible for this beneficial result .

But with great power comes great responsibility:

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It is not suggested to enhance water for more than 10 minutes if water is to be consumed near bedtime. Highly energized water can be very beneficial during the day, but may disrupt sleep for some people.

Money quote: "The science of the Wine Enhancers is not fully understood yet."
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Head_prosthesis
I wonder what'd happen
if I put my balls on it.

G&C
It sure enhanced mine.
Alice the absinthe eater
magic plate eh?

seeing as it seems almost useless for wine maybe if placed right we could use it as some form of contraception? Plain2.gif
hartsmar
http://www.killerby.com.au/rituals_scams.htm
http://blog.wineeducation.com/2006/08/test...e-enhancer.html

But I'm sure it would work wonders of Hill's, KoS and so on. Buy one and let us know!
Absomphe
QUOTE(hartsmar @ Apr 24 2007, 03:06 AM) *


But I'm sure it would work wonders of Hill's, KoS and so on.


But would it do as good a job as my sink drain, that's the real question.
absinthist
Henceforth, you should patent your sink drain as the ultimate and genuine Czechsinthe enhancer!
Le Gimp
The wine enhancer will only work in Atlantis. The earth's magnetic fields are too strong every where else.
Hemingway's Hangover
They should sell this in a 2-fer with "The Secret" DVD: behold, the awesome power of....marketing to idiots!
Absinthesizer
QUOTE(hartsmar @ Apr 24 2007, 04:06 AM) *

http://www.killerby.com.au/rituals_scams.htm
http://blog.wineeducation.com/2006/08/test...e-enhancer.html

But I'm sure it would work wonders of Hill's, KoS and so on. Buy one and let us know!
Thanks for those links, hartsmar - and I confess to being flabbergasted that this product is from the good 'ol US of A. The prose style perfectly mimics a bad translation.

Mr. Catania must have acquired his writing skills on some other Internet forum!
Donnie Darko
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It is composed of a combination of organic (epoxy) and non-organic non-magnetic metals (copper and others) placed in a matrix with various crystals (12) also known for their specific vibrational frequencies. This combination of elements produces a powerful field of subtle energy/ frequency.


I bet it works best if you're a Gemini with Scorpio rising.

What a bunch of crap. It's all based on the pseudo-science of this Japanese Doctor named Masaru Emoto, which claims water is alive and responds to emotions and words:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaru_Emoto

As you'll notice, the James Randi Educational Foundation has offered him one million dollars to prove his claims through a double blind independently verified study, which would of course prove his work to be rubbish. Emoto has not accepted the challenge, which is no surprise, since obviously there's plenty of money to be made from quackery.

More on Emoto and his "science":
http://www.randi.org/jr/052303.html

Kirk
I made an item one time, it was a real hit, I made it to be a reliquary, for a friends ashes, it looks like a plumb bob but the top unscrews, it's a vial.
Turned out, new agers wanted them. They put a sought after or lost material inside, then use it as a divining pendulum, with a map.
I discontinued them.
A horse whisperer had me make a crystal necklace for a horse, she said it was the only thing that stopped him from "cribbing" (eating his stall). After she paid me for it, I told her to give the horse a mineral block to lick on,
that's why they crib. She hates me now.
Jaded Prole
Damned knowledge, takes all the fun out of mysticism!
Donnie Darko
QUOTE(Kirk @ Apr 25 2007, 12:44 PM) *

I made an item one time, it was a real hit, I made it to be a reliquary, for a friends ashes, it looks like a plumb bob but the top unscrews, it's a vial.
Turned out, new agers wanted them. They put a sought after or lost material inside, then use it as a divining pendulum, with a map.
I discontinued them.


My wife has one of those beautiful reliquaries. We use it to smuggle Opium that was harvested by a 9 year old Afghani boy who has since been shot because he asked for a drink of water. You should re-continue making them, they're a perfect fusion of form and function!

Seriously though, thankfully we have no dead friends to put their ashes in, but the Reliquary is very nice nonetheless. Stupid new agers.
speedle
My sure sign of somebody who can't speak their own language is when they don't know the difference between "resonate" and "resonant"! Pet peeve I guess. frusty.gif
The Standard Deviant
No, not a pet peeve: merely an issue which resonates with you.
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