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Hiram
Something I did earlier this year.

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Head_prosthesis
Is she aiming with her finger? Nice touch.
Hiram
QUOTE (Head_prosthesis @ Jan 5 2004, 03:31 PM)
Is she aiming with her finger? Nice touch.

Thanks. One notices those little details.
Barsnake
I Like It!
Jack Batemaster
Where's Smutty???

Absomphe
She's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boobs.gif boobs.gif boobs.gif


Wish I could pee the stuff....
G&C
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Jan 5 2004, 04:55 PM)

Wish I could pee the stuff....

It would save a lot of time! dev.gif
Absomphe
Green: Yes...not to mention money...but then again....I'm not sure, these days, which is more important! ranting.gif
rjordan
Hiram, that rocks!!!!!!!!!! Sugar.gif


As far as the peein' thing goes...would you drink your own pee then? Or would you have to pee for others and have them pee for you? dildollwhite.gif O.k. this is just getting nasty.
Absomphe
Bruddah: You'se gotta unnerstand..it's only what youse call ya green faerie, like what Hiram depicted, what can pee da drinkable stuff....me..I aint drinkin' my own liquid waste...youse bruddah, can does as you chooses...as I said...I is an Objectivist after all!!! dev.gif
rjordan
cdog.gif Bruddah Absomphe, I was meanin' that if youse could pee the green fairy and everybody else could pee the green fairy....would youse have to drink your own or would everybody be helpin' everybody else out? That's my only question. I don't question your deviousness Don Abs. I know youse is the deviated septum and the left Nostril. So I knows youse is the deviated one. So it's only a question of logistics. Do youse provide your own absinthe or do others provide it for ya. If wees is livin' in the fantasy world of peein' fairies and all? fairy.gif drunk.gif sick.gif lime.gif

P.s.- I'm only a little drunk right now...on the Valpolicella...another of the Hemingway's drinks...think Across the river and into the Trees....anyway, drunk.gif
Felis Catus
I am a lady(?!?) and I give Hiram's illustration the
highest of marks wub.gif .

More lovely artwork,please!

Perhaps those of us of the Pagan persuasion could
do a little conjurin' and bring forth some peein'
Green Fairy's. worshippy.gif fairy.gif

rjordan-How do you make a valpolicella?Besides
Green Fairy pee,what are the ingredients? shock.gif


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rjordan
looking-up.gif Miss Kitty, the Valpolicella is a red wine that was featured in the book Across the River and into the Trees by Hemingway. The Col. and his mistress drank it. I am just sampling it now. I thought it was an unusual drink but it is only red wine. It is pretty good though. I have had quite a few glasses tonite. So this is me.... drunk.gif Anyway, I'm not too messed up to forget my Nostril duties...so don't anybody go thinking they can get away with anything.... gun thug.gif
Felis Catus
Can I get away with taking my anti-insomnia
drops and going sleepy-bye? bye1.gif

This forum has worn me out tonight,and I did'nt even have any peein' Green Fairy's around to
swat at. looking-up.gif fairy.gif shock.gif





Purrs to all,
F.C
rjordan
looking-up.gif Miss Kitty, you can get away with just about anything....the Don Abs has taken a like'n to ya's so youse is o.k. in my book too. I don't see how youse could be sleepy though....it's only 10:18pm where you're at....it's 01:18am where I am...although I do work the midnight shift now...anyway, sweet dreams kitty... looking-up.gif fairy.gif Sugar.gif
Absomphe
I wasn't on to "tuck you in" last night..so I'll be the first to say "Good Morning!" Hope it's a lot less dreary in LaLa Land than it is here in Bellingham..what a slushy sloppy sloggy slippery mess it is here!!!...and I LOVE it!!! dev.gif
Hiram
Thanks for the kind remarks, gang.

You know, the Siberian shamans recycled their pee to make amanita muscaria go further because the active ingredients stay in the urine... you never know.

Hiram
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Jan 5 2004, 04:55 PM)
Wish I could pee the stuff....

But those slow drips would be a killer!!
G&C
QUOTE (Hiram @ Jan 7 2004, 07:45 PM)
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Jan 5 2004, 04:55 PM)
Wish I could pee the stuff....

But those slow drips would be a killer!!

Yahhh fairy.gif !
Absomphe
Green: Oh My Goddess...the burn...the burn...is this what gonnorhea is like...next time I'll order out...and I'll never complain about those shipping charges again...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! dev.gif dev.gif dildollblack.gif
sixela
Interestingly, in Antwerp, when they say a drink tastes good, they say it tastes like "an angel pissing on your tongue" -- seriously!
Conju
That was strangely arousing hiram!
Absomphe
Sixela: Ah, Now I think I have a shred more insight into the use of that peeing cherub, employed in the Mannekin Pi(l)s adverts...thanks!!
Felis Catus
Quote:Hiram

But those slow drips would be a killer!!!
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To put this as delicately as possible,the female of
the species is capable of controlling the speed of
exit more efficiently.

In other words,those of you with wives and girlfriends might ask for an extra special favor...

fairy.gif

looking-up.gif Cats can't blush.
Hiram
QUOTE (Felis Catus @ Jan 9 2004, 10:42 PM)

In other words,those of you with wives and girlfriends might ask for an extra special favor...

Like what? Putting the damned seat back up when they're done? : )

(I've always been envious of that instant-shutoff ability)
Felis Catus
Warning:Prurient material ahead!!








*Beginning here.

Falling in in the middle of the night is quite a treat!

The male of the species has the advantage of
Felis Catus
I meant to just forget about that last post,thus
the quick cut -off!

Obviously I clicked in error.

Apologies and blushes!









Kitty hiding in the corner.

Absomphe
Felis:

You were about to present this forum/ME with prurient material and you just cut it off...OMG...you might as well have just...er um...cut it off!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! dev.gif
Felis Catus
Sorry to disappoint ! Hee! ;(

Damned machine is blocking emoticons again!









Purrs!
F.C
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