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Deluge
I had hoped that my LDF order would have made it in by now. I have a poetry reading tonight and I wish I had some fou-juice! Dang. I will have to have a few glasses of Pernod 68, it is all that I have left censored2.gif
Absomphe
Deluge: Time for some angst ridden poetry about how the stinking terrorists have no business treading on your absinthe enjoyment by reducing you to drinking Pernod.

Let the anger flow, and build, and wash over your rapt audience like a Fou-Juice louche! ranting.gif absynthe.gif
Conju
I would suggest writing a poem on your expected arrival. I still have yet to recieve mine and am running DANGEROUSLY short on my UE68 unfortunately, So I shall let my anger flow through a sea of red by amputating my ear! dev.gif
G&C
Mine did not show today either. ranting.gif I'm down to one 70cl bottle of Lemercier and I didn't want to crack it yet. Life's tuff all over. fairy.gif
Absomphe
This is starting to get a bit scary...my Fou-Juice is holding up , but definitely depleted compared to it's former grand state...and until the shipments start getting through, I can't see a reason to order more...and I don't have a stash of anything else.

Guess I'd better start brushing up on my angry poetry as well! ranting.gif
Donnie Darko
The name "deluge" means "flood". This does not appear to be coincidental...
Absomphe
"When it rains, it pours"...Morton Salt's venerable slogan.


I'll be happy when we can say that , confidently, about our absinthe shipments once again. yes.gif

G&C
I'd be happy with a light shower. dev.gif
Conju
I would be happy with a light shower as well... More Ice on the roads for which people to crash! dev.gif dev.gif dev.gif dev.gif dev.gif dev.gif
Absomphe
Conju & Green & Cloudy: I was rooting for the big snowstorm to shut down everything in the I-5 Corridor up here...but it will probably come to squat!

I can't believe Bellingham actually got three feet of snow in 1996...over three days. That never happens, unless your up on Mt. Baker.
Of course we had nearly that much in a New York blizzard that winter...but the snow turns dirty and ugly pretty fast there...of course it would...it's NYC.
Conju
Its pretty miserable down here too, My car broke down on my way to work [B] IN 19Degree weather![B] and it sucked!
Ive just had a bad day or something.
I like sliding on the ice though w00t1.gif
Absomphe
I'd enjoy sliding on the ice too...if I weren't such a two left-footed spazz...I have to think of my self preservation..I don't wanna end up on some Life Alert commercial, whining "I've Fawllen...and I can't get (it) up!!! dev.gif
Absomphe
Or is that a Viagra Commercial? dildollblack.gif
Conju
Does it matter?
G&C
QUOTE (Absomphe @ Jan 5 2004, 09:20 PM)
Conju & Green & Cloudy: I was rooting for the big snowstorm to shut down everything in the I-5 Corridor up here...but it will probably come to squat!

I can't believe Bellingham actually got three feet of snow in 1996...over three days. That never happens, unless your up on Mt. Baker.
Of course we had nearly that much in a New York blizzard that winter...but the snow turns dirty and ugly pretty fast there...of course it would...it's NYC.

They say it's coming to us here in Seattle, though it looks to be stalling in Olympia. I don't think it's going to get far enough north for you. But then you have Fougerolles & I don't! dev.gif
G&C
Life Alert!

What's with that doctor going in to old folks homes and watching them get hurt! You'd think if he were there he'd help tp keep them from getting hurt.
Isn't that what doctors are for? To help people, not watch them get hurt then sell Life Alert?
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Absomphe
Green: I 'm not sure...we could have a seance...and you could ask the spirit of one...how about Dr. Mengele!!!! dev.gif dev.gif dev.gif
Absomphe
Or perhaps Dr, Sam Sheppard...or Jack the Ripper...or.........
Conju
Dr. Ordinaire!
Absomphe
Conju: Bullseye!! dev.gif
Conju
Absomphe: BULLY!

There, a little TR for ya.
G&C
I'm talking Marcus Welby.
You know Robert Young, "I'm not a doctor, but I do play one on TV." dev.gif

This guy selling life alert watched his own mother hit the deck so he could sell her a damn Life Alert.
"All elderly should have Life Alert"
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G&C
Life Alert
Gimme a break! fireworks.gif
Absomphe
Green: That's one reason I avoid doctors like the Plague...I havent been to one in 21 years, and I feel healthier now than I did at 27! w00t2.gif
Conju
Doogie Howser?
G&C
Absonphe:
Me too!
Absomphe
Yeah sure a 16 year old doctor...that was the least realistic T.V.sitcom ever...until "The Real World" that is! dev.gif
Conju
I dunno, I think that new paris hilton (lowercase intended) deal takes the cake, You know they are only doing it for the Bling Bling.
G&C
They only put it on because it gets watched. I guess youcant blame paris for cashing in if she can.
I would! dev.gif
Conju
I guess I am just jealous. If I had that kind of money I'd buy fou-juce, lots and lots of fou-juice!
Absomphe
Sure Green...because after all one can never be too rich...or too vacuous...bubbleheaded...vacant...bimbolike...clueless...i'm sorry, I was supposed to say thin.
Conju
But she already has money! its ludicrous!
Absomphe
Conju: Yup..the unbridled avarice that has become an epidemic in the last couple of decades is insane. Mike Tyson...who should be a convict indefinitely, if just to save the world from his rage...earns 300,000,000 dollars...and is broke...far eclipsing the mere 40 million of M.C. Hammer...who also went bust...I understand about coming from poverty, and relatively quickly becoming rich, and the problems that can cause...but come on...there's a part of the world that's going mad....it's kinda like the fall of Rome all over again...I'm sure as hell no fundy, but when I read crap like that, I think a return to some traditional values is in order!!


That's of course why I drink absinthe!! w00t2.gif
G&C
QUOTE (conju @ Jan 5 2004, 10:01 PM)
I guess I am just jealous. If I had that kind of money I'd buy fou-juce, lots and lots of fou-juice!

And my wagonload will be coming down the street right behind yours!
Conju
Wagonload, no we're talking cargoship load! dev.gif dev.gif
G&C
Right, I'm with you, But the ship won't go down the street. So one wagon load at a time! wormwood.gif
Absomphe
Hell... Armada load would be more like it!!! Enough to laugh off this new terrorist tactic of simply threatening..they don't need to blow things up or crash into superstructures anymoreto disrupt world economy...just threaten...ain't life grand? ranting.gif
Conju
What are you talking about, wagons? I wouldnt trust my shipment in anything less than a safe in an armored vehicle. People (You and absomphe in particular) might have sticky fingers when it comes to that quantity of green!
Conju
Ahh to be young and dream again!
Absomphe
Conju: We resemble that remark!!! dev.gif pirate2.gif pirate2.gif absynthe.gif
G&C
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Conju
MAN! Last glass of UE, I sure hope my fou juice gets here tommorow. Not neccecarily happy with the terrorists. Fucking nazi's
Absomphe
You are at critical mass Conju...and it won't be long before i'm there too...I hate having to hoard the remains...I may admire T.R. but I'm not into being THAT kind of a conservationist!!!
Conju
Thats not fair, I'm just speaking out of hurt and longing for my juice.
G&C
Indeed! Fougerolles and Sapin!! pirate2.gif
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Absomphe
I feel your pain...Maybe it will arrive by midweek, as Peter and Ian stated...stay positive, Man!!!!! w00t2.gif
Felis Catus
Let's have a virtual seance and bring back the
never-having-lived souls of fictional characters-
Marcus Welby,Doogie Howser,Tattoo.....

Everyone tune your TeeVees to the PAX channel,
and stare at the screen until you can feeel those
alpha waves..Have a cocktail,if it helps you relaaax.

Can you see them now?The ectoplasm is as thick
as microwaved absinthe in my house..

Now,ask for health,wealth and Fou aplenty for the
new year..I bet you'll get the last one. wacko.gif dev.gif


looking-up.gif Madame Catus,medium to the Stars
Felis Catus
Oh,my longing is great
for La Fee Verte
my shoulderblades long
to sprout verdigris wings
and fly!fly!fly!
high,higher,highest!
To meet my faerie queen
OH! my soul grows weak
from lack of verdancy
I grow pale
not from lovely louching
but from longing sorrowful longing!
Oh!Such longing....

I see only in green,sweet sweetened
green
my eyes doth close
in an agony of thirst
greater than death
pale
as louche

Death! I doth reach for thy hand
keep me company
in this greatest

Of Thirsts

Anon-Y-Muss

This was suppos'd to be a poetry reading,am i
not right?!?

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G&C
Very nice!
Thank You, Felis
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Absomphe
Felis: That was positively inspirational...from your mouth to La Fee Verte's ears!

Between your seance, and your paen, we might just have a shot at restoring our daily rashers of that verdant nectar yet!!

Vive Le Absinthe! ViveLa Fee Verte! Vive Le Chat Noir!!! absynthe.gif fairy.gif looking-up.gif
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