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Head_prosthesis
viking_emoticon.gif Yes, we can! viking_emoticon.gif
thegreenimp
You've seen his legs, it gotta be Liver.

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G&C
I've seen his 1000 yard stare.

No contest.
Jaded Prole
The Mayor's the man!
Tibro
Within the context of this thread, does that mean one of them must be a wife-beater? It could influence my vote.
Wilson
Could be. Looks like a lot of violence going on in that house, what with windows knocked out and boarded up.
Kirk
If Liver loses, I'm going to beat E. Pew and making him wear a burqa.
Absomphe
Oddweird prolly wears dem faggy culottes, so it's Liver, in a no-contest.
Provenance
Da Mayor can beat da nobody with his liver tied behind his back.
louched liver
I'd crush the Canucky
Fucky w/my shadow.
louched liver
And how the fuck did
SpedWad get to vote
4 times??
Absomphe
He must have a lotta pull.

At least, that's what lefty tells him.
louched liver
You misspelled-
"xit up to his ears".
dakini_painter
The 1000 yard Stare


Over the lawns he looked,
A thousand waiting to be mowed,
Over the lawns he stared,
A thousand needing a trim.

Without remorse he began straight away,
Back and forth he lunged and stabbed
with the mower twirling it's blades,
trimming the lawns; each and every day.

A fitter man could not be found
to keep the lawns at bay,
A weaker man would not keep up
the pace the work'd demand.

High and low it mattered not,
He cut them all one way,
Back and forth across the lawns
furiously cutting the hay.

Again and again the mower mowed,
Pushed by the mower man,
Onward ever onward,
the mowing must be done!

A thousand lawns fell under the blade that day,
A thousand lawns subdued,
A thousand lawns neat and trimmed,
Correct and proper in every way.

The sun was setting to it's rest,
Day's end had come at last,
With grass stained legs and Pabst in hand,
The Mower took a rest,
And stared across the 1000 yards,
The ones he mowed that day.




Kirk
Hah!
speedle
That's a keeper, DP.
Zenzero
think, say, post or do whateverthefuckyalike, as long as the subject "absinthe" stays out of this catfight…
Jaded Prole
The Liver is one of the founders of our absinthe subculture. Particularly the core crew of creative misfits.
Zenzero
now i know liver, butt with all due respect, who the fuck is the other clown?!
G&C
WTF are you?
Tibro
Gari. Pickled ginger, is what he said.
Zenzero
tibro, you took the words right from underneath my keys.

- fuck i'm good -
louched liver
Um, no.

You look like
lawn to me.
Zenzero
good lawn, or grass as i prefer to call it.
G&C
No.
Just a Dumass™ that can't find the goddamn shift key.
Zenzero
um no,

if you at least would've paid a little attention, you would've known, i knew where it was all the time!!!

but just go on, being ignorant and unkind!!

or whatever it takes to get rid of whatever the fuck’s it is you’re frustrated about

just don’t go take your shit it out on me you twat™

now praise the lord, goddamnit!!
G&C
Blow me.
louched liver
QUOTE(Zenzero @ Feb 26 2008, 10:02 AM) *
or whatever it takes to get rid of whatever the fuck's it is you're frustrated about

How's 'bout you tell us
what'll get you to leave?
Marc
QUOTE(Zenzero @ Feb 26 2008, 04:02 PM) *

just don’t go take your shit it out on me you twat™

You're full of it already, 0.
Absomphe
QUOTE(louched liver @ Feb 26 2008, 07:20 AM) *

How's 'bout you tell us
what'll get you to leave?


How 'bout a thread titled "Zenzero vs. Louched Liver?"

It seems to have worked on Spedwad.
Wilson
QUOTE(louched liver @ Feb 26 2008, 09:20 AM) *
How's 'bout you tell us
what'll get you to leave?


We're offering parting gifts now? blink.gif








Edit to fix my terrible misspelling of offering, so as not to rile the gods.
Head_prosthesis
Wish I could add a cage and
flaming barbed wire around the ring.
Marc
QUOTE(Wilson @ Feb 26 2008, 06:35 PM) *

offerning

What the fnuck?
Wilson
That better?
absinthist
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Feb 26 2008, 09:44 AM) *

QUOTE(Wilson @ Feb 26 2008, 06:35 PM) *

offerning

What the fnuck?

You mispelled "hwat".
louched liver
We're offerning to
have the door hit
them in the ass
on the way, way out.
Zenzero
QUOTE(G&C @ Feb 26 2008, 04:04 PM) *
Blow me.




i'd rather suck, it's what i do best.

louched liver
And you can
stop proving it
any ol' time,
Subzero.
Wilson
QUOTE(Zenzero @ Feb 26 2008, 12:39 PM) *

i'd rather suck, it's what i do best.


Too much info! shock.gif
Head_prosthesis
He reached back like a pimp and he slapped the 'ho'.

Oops! Sorry, wrong thread.

Zenzero
too much quoting!
louched liver
Always.
Zenzero
…and replying.
Marc
And xit.
absinthist
lol?
Zenzero
and a lot of it!
louched liver
Um, no.
G&C
Only little girls lol.
absinthist
You underestimate Kettle's aspirations…
Head_prosthesis
Little girls and federal agents.
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