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Marc
Easy, click here

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Kirk
You'll have to bid against Freddie.
Absomphe
At least your photo was free. wacko.gif

Tibro
That's a lot of money for two tickets to a movie.

If I wait until it's out on DVD will she come to my house?
louched liver
If I'm not
cummin'
I'm not payin'.
Marc
$36,800.00
No taker?
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absinthist
A real bargain, indeed.
Marc
If you look at the winner's last purchases, before meeting Scarlett he's gonna :
- loose some weight
- straighten his hairs
- wear a new jacket
- wear new bright xoes
- wear a new watch
- straighten his hairs again just to make sure

He is rich ($40,100 for Scarlett) And he's from UK.

Oxy?
Donnie Darko
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Mar 8 2008, 05:57 AM) *

$36,800.00
No taker?
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Are you sure the bidder isn't the ex-governor of NY?

I met her once, and they paid me for it. Sadly she wasn't dressed like the picture. Just some sloppy jeans and a grey hooded sweatshirt. Wasn't much of an interaction, just handed her some lines she needed to re-record, but that was still enough for years of withdrawals from the spank bank.
Oxygenee
How the hell am I going to get that little insight into your personal life out of my head now?
louched liver
Jerk off to your own.
Marc
QUOTE(Donnie Darko @ Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM) *

Sadly she wasn't dressed like the picture. Just some sloppy jeans and a grey hooded sweatshirt.

Be honest and tell me you didn't even look at her 'generous' bust.
Or her eyes if you prefer.
absinthist
Here when you say to a lady "you have nice big eyes", she knows exactly what you have on mind. Sometimes it ends with face-slapping, though.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Oxygenee @ Mar 13 2008, 11:44 AM) *

How the hell am I going to get that little insight into your personal life out of my head now?

Donnie Darko
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Mar 13 2008, 03:22 PM) *

QUOTE(Donnie Darko @ Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM) *

Sadly she wasn't dressed like the picture. Just some sloppy jeans and a grey hooded sweatshirt.

Be honest and tell me you didn't even look at her 'generous' bust.
Or her eyes if you prefer.


I prefer both. Without the intervention of her personal stylist, she was actually really tomboy-ish. Still hot as hell though.
louched liver
I can't imagine she's
ever not.

And I'll have to imagine
because there's no
fuckin' chance I'll
ever meat her.
Head_prosthesis
She want's the Liver bad.
I can see it in her eyes.
She's all, I need summs
that wirey, snow meltin',
can't get comfortable,
Tall-an-Sassy grunt monkey.
celticgent
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Mar 13 2008, 03:22 PM) *

QUOTE(Donnie Darko @ Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM) *

Sadly she wasn't dressed like the picture. Just some sloppy jeans and a grey hooded sweatshirt.

Be honest and tell me you didn't even look at her 'generous' bust.
Or her eyes if you prefer.



like he had a choice

he was eye level with her sweaterpuppies, the tiny bastid.
Donnie Darko
Actually we're exactly the same height. But that still makes me a tiny bastid.
celticgent
did you ask her to sing you tom waits while you played with her funyuns?
Provenance
How you doin you old stab wound fucker?
celticgent
yes
Donnie Darko
QUOTE(celticgent @ Mar 14 2008, 01:04 PM) *

did you ask her to sing you tom waits while you played with her funyuns?


Yes…..


I mean, No, not really.


Tibro
Being tiny your embarrassment was probably less evident at least.
Absomphe
I don't know about it.

Once again, I cite those Roman pygmy statues…
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