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Sleeper
What I don't put toward bills is funding some Belle Amie and maybe a nice bottle of VS. None of it's going back into the U.S. economy.
Jaded Prole
Scientists didn't consider absinthe in how people would spend their rebate . . .
Tibro
Oh shit, there's not clear majority winner. Does that mean there'll be a run-off? With another boost-the-economy check? That would make this an advantageous time to be sex offender, wouldn't it?
Absomphe
Why, you plannin' a cummin' out party?

If so, count on my no-show streak remainin' intact.
Tibro
I keep trying to tell you, you have the same chance of winning whether you buy the lottery or tickets or not. Why not go with a proven results getter?
Donnie Darko
I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage that houses kids with Leukemia.

No wait, I think I'll spend it on Hannah Montana concert tickets instead.
louched liver
I'm gonna wipe my ass w/mine.

Then mail it back.
Donnie Darko
That's a good investment strategy, as we always know there will be an increase of shit.
Pataphysician
I'm just going to send it right back to China.
Sleeper
QUOTE(Donnie Darko @ Apr 11 2008, 11:33 AM) *

I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage that houses kids with Leukemia.




I'd like to borrow those kids from now till May. $300 a pop ain't bad.
Jaded Prole
Billz'nbooze
Selmac
But not necessarily in that order.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Pataphysician @ Apr 11 2008, 01:38 PM) *

I'm just going to send it right back to China.


It's so easy when you shop at Wally World.
LeRoy
QUOTE(Jaded Prole @ Apr 11 2008, 02:53 PM) *

Billz'nbooze


Done!
… and I haven't even received it, yet!
Nephrite
QUOTE(Absomphe @ Apr 11 2008, 04:26 PM) *

It's so easy when you shop at Wally World.


You misspelled Wal-Mart and Target. Better shop red than dead.
louched liver
Man, you are really sumpin'…
Absomphe
I think you give him far too much credit.

Even sarcastically.
louched liver
Man, he is really nuthin'…
Absomphe
Let's settle on less than zero.
Nephrite
Or file for an extension… assuming you've paid your quarterlies wink.gif
louched liver
And so (mor)on…
Nephrite
No idea why I posted that. Need to send tippin/typin' on a vacation.
Absomphe
Hope springs eternal.
louched liver
Um, great, drag
her back in here.
Green Baron
A good reason why the TTB needs to work faster and approve some more absinthes for the U.S…otherwise I'll have spend that economic stimulus money on French booze…or as the gov'ment now calls it, "freedom hooch".
louched liver
A 7 year old joke.

oh boy
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