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Wild Bill Turkey
Absente Fairy
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Shabba53
Wow…
Absomphe
Real bronze, for a mere $4000?

I'll bet it's bronze coated pot metal, at best.

And they could've at least patinated that xit, so she'd be green.
Rimbaud
Every day, in every way, the world gets more retarded.
Tibro
So no one else has to follow the link for the ass shot.

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Wild Bill Turkey
We need somebody who does gif animation to make that ass wiggle.
absinthist
That one is betterer-wiggles, is green and is free:

G&C
Y'all need girlfriends.
Tibro
You're telling me. Married life gets lonely.
G&C
Your mistake.

I got rid of mine.
Tibro
Yeah? You busy this weekend?


















I bet not.
G&C
You lose.
OCvertDe
My wife and I spent the afternoon riding around on my Ninja. She's way more fun than any of my other girlfriends were, which is why I married her in the first place. So far so good…
Tibro
Once in a while my wife still likes a ride on the Ninja. Most of the time, though, I spend polishing it myself with one hand or the other.
Helfrich
I reach comparable results without a wife. I love my freedom.

As well as my Hellwhip and some sluts.
Zenzero
QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Jul 10 2008, 08:04 PM) *
We need somebody who does gif animation to make that ass wiggle.


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Helfrich
A sagged and wiggled old hag's ass and a bottle of Absente. I'm wet now.
hartsmar
You threw up all over yourself?
Helfrich
It happens all the time.
Provenance
Someone wake me when the absinthe fad is over.
thegreenimp
It's over, come to the pavilion and drink the Kool-Aid™.
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Provenance
That is the acid test.
Kirk
Is it naturally colored?
Provenance
The voices said yes but they weren't real. Does that make them liars?
thegreenimp
QUOTE(Kirk @ Jul 14 2008, 11:36 AM) *

Is it naturally colored?


Only the Pre-ban stuff.
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Absomphe
QUOTE(Provenance @ Jul 14 2008, 09:51 AM) *

The voices said yes but they weren't real.


Or perhaps they were simply artificial, instead of natural.



Provenance
But in a traditional sort of way.
Absomphe
Yet secretly tricky.
Wild Bill Turkey
Free Dead Spider in every glass.
Wilson
What happened to doing a job so well that you could sign your name to it?
Wild Bill Turkey
ha.
Rimbaud
Ha indeed.
Marc
Yeah, I've got a nice Nutella glass that I could sell as an absinthe glass.
absinthist
I am at loss of words. Time to start sellin' my tea glasses as the original replica of 19th century absinthe glasses of which none of the genuine ones have survived. Sadly.
Wild Bill Turkey
Absinthe Shovel or cake knife, you decide.
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