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Head_prosthesis
RNostril has a point... It needs to be a little
spicier!

Spicy Corn Hole Surprise

12 Corn on the cobs
1 lb fresh Habeneros
2 l. Serpis
1 jar Vaseline

Preperation time. 30 seconds

Dip, crunch, swallow. Simple ass that.
Sponge Bob
QUOTE
Dip, crunch, swallow. Simple ass that.


Head, you are full of surprises!

Swallow, I never saw it coming.
Absomphe
Spongie: you are truly the white knight of double entendres!!!! dev.gif
Head_prosthesis
http://members.cox.net/nazznomad/


Worthy of the more Spicier Flaviforous Corn Hole.
Absomphe
Elvis would've been SO proud!!!!!!!!!!!
Head_prosthesis
Hurry Quick... Wesley Willis


SuCK MY DOGS DICK!
Absomphe
Head: Wesley's STILL dead, last time I checked...but hey, that was about 7 and one half minutes ago...he might well have signed up for John Carpenter's Vampires 3 and gotten a lease on life...so he might be undead...or...fuck all this considering...Wesley was a muthafucking psycho, and I'm not wasting anothatyping second on his damn mini biopic blurb!!!!!!!!

So Wesley...you are now free to go back to suckingthe Headster's dog's waiting weiner!!! sp_ike.gif
rjordan
groupwave reversed.gif Now dat's de kinda spice I like in a cornhole...I was laughin' my ass off...way to go Head! cdog.gif Plain2.gif poop.gif
Head_prosthesis
Wolfies Article
Ted Nugent
GONZO MEATS BILTONG
Flavor: Flamethrower

I don't think they make it anymore. But it was
really really good.

I'll have get my Biltong elsewhere.
Absomphe
Head:

I didn't know Ted stopped making Biltong...damn!!!!!!

Thanks for that alternate sight, by the way. I love that stuff.

That's what I call a Head's up!!!
Absomphe
A paean to the Right Reverend Head (sung to the tune of "Bringing in the Sheaves")

Shagging all the sheep

Shagging all the sheep

We will COME rejoicing

Shagging all the sheep!


Dedicated to our Head...Baaaaahhhhdassssss of the Cornhole!!!!!!!!!
bjacques
Now that's just weird. Phillip K.Dick used to populate his stories with these bizarre meaty machines called biltongs. The world has caught up with his idea of newsclowns, though.

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rjordan
QUOTE
Worthy of the more Spicier Flaviforous Corn Hole.



I hope this will add to that spicier flaviforousness Head....


http://www.toss-my-salad.com/

QUOTE

If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex.
rjordan
That was actually a link from this:


http://www.cruel.com/discuss/viewTopic.php/73010

Very funny stuff. The whole thread is pretty amusing. At least it was to me. Enjoy.
Head_prosthesis
Here you go RJ! (R J? hmmm, now I get it!)


They really taste like ass, too.
Kallisti
yeah, we buy those from Trader Joe's all the time.

Head_prosthesis
My wife eats my "Girlfriends Booty"

I don't like the sound of that.
rjordan
I would comment but, I don't want to get too personal.

(Although that does sound too cool if you think about it.)



Much respect for the Head and the K.





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Uncle
Around here you have to go to 8 mile for that! w00t2.gif It expensive ,but it'd fun to watch. madonna.gif
Absomphe
Head:

You may not like the SOUND of that, but it's become such a visual world...it's the LOOK of that that counts!!! w00t2.gif
Head_prosthesis
My little K.

God love her. She's always on the
look out for me. Along with my mother,
Kallisti is quick to encourage my love for
porn. Especially in surprisingly odd places
like this ttp://www.carlsjr.com/tv/

I have saved the movie for posterity. Of course.
rjordan
Bump.

A blast from the past. The link in post #13 is awesome!
Donnie Darko
My dog tosses other dog's salads all the time. Then he tries to lick my face. I fucking hate that.
The Standard Deviant
At least dog saliva is mildly antiseptic.
Pataphysician
Heh, heh. He said "posterity".
Absomphe
You, like many other people, have a rearie?
rjordan
I said....the link from post #13 is awesome. The only comment was from Donnie. No other takers?
traineraz
How about some givers?
hartsmar
I'll pass thank you. I'm not that fond of salad.
Jack Batemaster
Butt I here you're a fan of The Sausage.
Absomphe
Bull.
rjordan
Ah, the good 'ol days.

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Wilson
You had to go deep to dig these up.
Absomphe
He's not the last Cozy Nostril fer nuthin'.
Head_prosthesis
Rjo is my homey.
Poke Salad Papa
Dat does it I am fo sho gonna go see dem bayou people to get somthin mixed up fo you po people somthin got a hold on ya souls. sleepy.gif
thegreenimp
QUOTE(Head_prosthesis @ Jan 30 2004, 05:01 PM) *

Here you go RJ! (R J? hmmm, now I get it!)


You'll like these better.

http://www.lance.com/html/play/play_pants.aspx
hartsmar
QUOTE(rjordan @ Jun 10 2006, 10:10 AM) *

Bump.

A blast from the past. The link in post #13 is awesome!


...and it still is! Simple ass that.
rjordan
I'm a sucker for nostalgia.

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Absomphe
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G&C
QUOTE(rjordan @ May 6 2008, 04:32 PM) *
I'm a sucker for nostrilla.

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rjordan
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