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Nephrite
Maybe someone can do better than this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IacNPbzQnK4
absinthist
If he had broken both legs…
Nephrite
Please share evill.gif
Absomphe
Just another Shane Macgowan wannabe. cdog-plain.gif

Perhaps you'd be kind enough to send a breatalyzer recommendation.
absinthist
If anyone feels they are not still in the league and feel like upgrading their drinking abilities, here is a 3-part manual movie series:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114055/plotsummary

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185584/synopsis

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0396781/combined

These guys really know how to have fun the European-Slavonic way! Tits' highly recommended. (Kids, do not attempt at doing it so excessively at home).

Nephrite
We could also just skip to the end of this.

Happy Holidaze! absintheglass-glow2.gif
Nephrite
Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Arrest Video.
Absomphe
I'll bet you're damn glad you have your breathalyzer now, eh, "Steve"? harhar.gif
dakini_painter
He needs a good, free ACLU lawyer. The guy clearly has no gun. The cops clearly had nothing better to do with their day. During that whole video, not one other car on the road. Bet they usually have one or maybe two a day.
Alan
QUOTE(Nephrite @ Dec 31 2008, 01:15 AM) *
Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Arrest Video.
Liver?
Donnie Darko
QUOTE
He needs a good, free ACLU lawyer. The guy clearly has no gun. The cops clearly had nothing better to do with their day. During that whole video, not one other car on the road. Bet they usually have one or maybe two a day.


Watch the other ones, he gets arrested twice more. That's either staged as a funny prank or Steve may just be one of the dumbest people on earth.

The cop should be promoted to mall security guard for macing Stee, who's obviously not a danger to anything except maybe a cat with 3 legs, but if you see the other two videos Steve is obviously dumber than dirt.
dakini_painter
"Steve, what you smokin'?" LARS!.gif

Those were good for some laughs. I hope there's not a real Steve like that.
Tibro
Yo.

But my real screen name is Nephrite.

Signed,
Steve
Donnie Darko
Can I get a ride? My lawnmower license got suspended.
Nephrite
QUOTE

But my real screen name is Nephrite.

Flattery will get you nowhere.
Stay Tuned
Kirk
There was grass growing down the middle of that "highway".
Donnie Darko
Well, for Steve that is a "high"way.
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