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R3al Caravano
Absinthe board statistics:

This is on the basis of percentage of members that made at least this number of posts. The sample sizes are all roughly the same (about 200,000 posts and about 2,000 members). These numbers were acquired using search criteria inherent to each board.

Wormwood society:

4% - 500 posts
6% - 250 posts
10% - 100 posts
12% - 75 posts
15% - 50 posts
20% - 25 posts
28% - 10 posts
38% - 5 posts

Fee Verte:

4% - 500 posts
6% - 250 posts
9% - 100 posts
10% - 75 posts
13% - 50 posts
18% - 25 posts
25% - 10 posts
34% - 5 posts

Louched Lounge:

12% - 500 posts
18% - 250 posts
25% - 100 posts
30% - 75 posts
33% - 50 posts
44% - 25 posts
52% - 10 posts
55% - 5 posts

Jaded Prole
So what . . .
Donnie Darko
Wow, he blew the lid off of that one. I don't think the world of online Absinthe chit-chat will ever be the same now.
mgs
after reading these numbers I thought that you could print them, and together with a 5 dollar bill you will be able to ask for a coffee anywhere in the world….

- Marcelo
rjordan
Well, I know the Lounge doesn't have 2,000 members, but it is pretty cool that it has the highest percentage of members with over 500 posts. That prolly means that more bullxit being strewn about the place over there than anywhere else.

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Tibro
Check out who gathers the most rubber-neckers passing an accident. Only one forum approaches the figure of their total membership.
Artemis
http://siteanalytics.compete.com/wormwoods...om/?metric=sess

Yearly change in visits: WWS -45%, FV +253%.

Interesting top search term for WWS: "Absynthe place installation disk #2 into the floppy", but nowhere near as interesting as the two for the Lounge: "Requiem dildo scene" and "salamander brandy".
Tibro
I'm intrigued that if you look only at the graphic representation then the Lounge is the most consistent and WS is the most erratic. I guess that's kind of intuitive though.
Provenance
QUOTE(Artemis @ Aug 9 2010, 12:31 PM) *
Interesting top search term for WWS: "Absynthe place installation disk #2 into the floppy", but nowhere near as interesting as the two for the Lounge: "Requiem dildo scene" and "salamander brandy".

At least it's accurate.
R3al Caravano
I really had no clue if the data was correct, but it certainly was a good question even if not posed as one.
Absomphe
That salamander brandy definitely says eye opener to me, Artemis…


"Sounds disgusting. It is, but very warming on a chilly autumn evening and it's a great way to see the world through Hieronymus Bosch's eyes without going to the Prado."



Having already visited there on several occasions, however, I won't feel compelled to take advantage of this scintillating liquid ocular alternative.
R3al Caravano
While I enjoy the genuine flavor of salamander or any other lizard for that matter, my wife bothers me more than I bother her to the ends of that marketing ploy. I like heels and bunny ears and she likes the belt. I certainly would not hold anything against someone for their predilection even if they were more risqué than mine and I would certainly not hold them against Ted either (namely Ted Hughes). This of course goes back to a more general idea, the fallacy of logic called false cause or the fact I like a good laugh.
Shabba53
QUOTE(Artemis @ Aug 9 2010, 04:31 PM) *

Yearly change in visits: WWS -45%, FV +253%.

Looking at the data, it's pretty obvious why the change for FV is so high.

QUOTE(Tibro @ Aug 9 2010, 04:42 PM) *

WS is the most erratic.

Yes, because when the WS is mentioned in magazines/newspapers/etc. we get spikes in views above and beyond the normal visitors.
Tibro
Kind of like a dependable fix of star power so you know you're feeling that love. What a rush it must be.
Artemis
QUOTE
Looking at the data, it's pretty obvious why the change for FV is so high.


Not to me.
R3al Caravano
Some the dumbest inventions known to man:

1. Grass lawns
2. Food that will outlive you
3. Bottled water
4. Sliced bread
5. The WS (Sorry, I could not resist that one.)
Absomphe
Wussy apologist.
R3al Caravano
You're right! No edits needed.
Patlow
Skilled labor.
R3al Caravano
Can't I have my cake and shit on it too?
Patlow
That sounds like Velvet Underground, Lou Reed shit, literally.
Tibro
Mostly he sounds like a failed, latter day attempt at Metal Machine Music.
R3al Caravano
Can't I be a failed latter day saint doing in sync covers. I find that image more entertaining.
Tibro
I'd like to suggest that you are free to entertain yourself failing at whatever you like, but you should be aware that it's not all that amusing for the rest of us.
R3al Caravano
You're right I will continue to fail in what interests me an entertain myself in any manner I see fit. Practice makes perfect, right? And at the end of the day I was to to succeed at what I hate and were to entertain myself in a manner that I hated, would I be better off?
Absomphe
Perhaps not, but we might.
R3al Caravano
So, why even bother telling me this, just move your eyes away? I don't deny much nature and why should you?
R3al Caravano
I will stare into your clown face with my goat eyes, and tell you sweetly and sincerely this is the true apex and extent of reality.
Absomphe
And, rest assured, the apex of this clown's reality tomorrow will be an amazing platillo of birias de chivo at his favorite local cantina.

R3al Caravano
Just when I thought the internet was the apex of reality, I was wrong. Well at least it is good for porn.
Stroller
About 18% of all WS posts are made in the Newcomer Introductions & We're Glad You're not dead yet.

Welcome!

Hi!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Hi!

Welcome!

Greetings!

Shabba53
<-------- Wondering who cares.
Grim
QUOTE
<-------- Wondering who cares.

A douche?
Absomphe
Nope.

I just asked Summer's Eve, and xe doesn't give a xit.
R3al Caravano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw
speedle
Well, there's ten minutes I'll never get back. BTW, just ran the stats at siteanalytics again. They're neck and neck. There are only so many of us I suppose, aside from the occasional spikes from press mentions.
R3al Caravano
The whole movie is kind of entertaining, albeit a little gay. This and all the cheech and chong movies were probably why I was so studious at the time. The choice between these movies on constant repeat and watching paint dry is an obvious choice when you are not constantly stoned.
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