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Artemis
How the hell old is she, anyway?
Steve
I'm guessing early 30's* but she looks fantastic no matter what her age. She runs a lot, so that helps, but she also bakes… I met her and her man for the first time this summer.
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*obviously one subtracts 5 years out of politeness.

Artemis
If she eats what she bakes, I understand the running part.
Steve
I'm sure she does, but she's in great shape, and her boyfriend is skinny and tall. I've seen photos of her baked goods and they look fantastic, so it's a mystery to me.
Artemis
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I've seen photos of her baked goods


As have I. I meant running to burn calories, not running from the goodies, nor running to the loo.
Steve
Um, that's what I meant too! I meant if they weren't good, you wouldn't want to gobble them down. She makes beautiful macarons. If I were her boyfriend (OK, suspend your beliefs for a second…) I would be fat as hell.
Artemis
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Um, that's what I meant too!


I know. I just didn't want what I wrote to be misconstrued.
Absomphe
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