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Jack Batemaster
J'ai juste une question : pourquoi voudrait-on manger à McDonalds en France ?
Artemis
Sans doute il avait fumé le hashisch à Amsterdam et est mort d'envie d'un Royale avec le fromage. Ce n'est pas beaucoup, mais c'est mieux que les escargots ou la bière aigre.
Jack Batemaster
Au fait, les escargots en Belgique sont mieux qu'en France.
Tibro
In fact, the snails come from the Czech Republic in either case. And they don't louche worth a xit.

Now, what about something from Tako Bell™?
Père Ubu
Messican food in Europe is extra potent. Although living in a former Mejican state, I avoided it while there.

Italian food in Scotland made its American counterpart look good, but it gets better as you get closer to Italy. Downright decent when you get to the souther coast of France. :)
Tibro
Nothing like a good Happy Meal.
Jack Batemaster
Un repas malheureux
Artemis
QUOTE
Now, what about something from Tako Bell™?

Ask for a Tako in Japan and you get an octopus.
Père Ubu
Mmmmm I love me some octopi. Cephalopods make great ceviche!
Tibro
QUOTE

Ask for a Tako in Japan and you get an octopus.

It wasn't Japan, butt I have a vague memory of hooking up with a girl once in college…
Provenance
There's a first and last time for everything.
Provenance
Tentacle porn!
Tibro
QUOTE
…check out "Tentacles of Desire: The Man Who Loved Cephalopods." Contained within is the story of Miguel…

Ceviche no mas.
Jack Batemaster
Mange des escargots.
Père Ubu
Cold Octopi Ceviche, Cold Crystal beer, hot South American chicks in dental floss bikinis, and a Peruvian beach. It is the best way to celebrate New Years!!

Sometimes you might even have a Quechua man play a Tibro flute.

Although not wanting a mild case cholera is a good reason to avoid ceviche of any kind, onacuz there is no such thing as a mild case of cholera.
Absomphe
QUOTE(Tibro @ Jul 18 2012, 11:17 PM) *

It wasn't Japan, butt I have a vague memory of hooking up with a girl once in college…


Kali? shock.gif
Tibro
QUOTE
…have a Quechua man play a Tibro flute.

No man is allowed to play that flute. It responds only to the special charms of chosen women.
Jack Batemaster
Sauf si vous êtes un homme tchèque qui est ivre et dormant…
Tibro
Or a Brit who speaks French like a Belgiquan with an Asstralian accent sleeping on a couch in A-town.

Butt how often does a fook like that come along?
Jack Batemaster
Une fois chaque cinq ans.
Tibro
Never met a sharpie I liked more.
Jack Batemaster
Alainville MMXV
Jack Batemaster
Quelle personne sera morte ?
Tibro
Cephalo Ubu, time to join The Lounge.
Jack Batemaster
Ubu est tchèque, ivre et dormant ?
Tibro
Expendable mostly.
Père Ubu
And drunk. An affinity for Kolaches is a Czech as I get.
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