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Kirk
Waiter, there's a hair in my soup
Jay
It may not be "suitable" for vegans, but I don't see why it wouldn't be "suitable" for vegetarians. Unless they're killing the people they're harvesting the hair from.

And can they label the dish as veal if the hair comes from a baby?
Provenance
The water I drink was derived from urine and corpses.
Provenance
Again and again over the eons.

I like it that way. It adds a tang.
Kirk
Not to mention Viagra.
Jay
Can't have Viagra without tang. I mean, you could, but what would be the point?
Kirk
It's in the water already, along with all the antidepressants.
Provenance
Thirst
Jay
That was an interesting read, Provenance -- thanks for that link. I could help but laugh at the line, "At the heart of all these arguments lies the assumption of state failure." No argument there, apparently.

I'm fortunate enough to have access to excellent artesian well water.
Jaded Prole
QUOTE(Kirk @ Aug 13 2013, 09:30 AM) *

It's in the water already, along with all the antidepressants.


That explains it.
Tibro
You mean it's the water that causes dicks like me to incessantly spout off at the least provocation? I wonder if only drinking distilled water will help?
G&C
I prefer distilling the water out of my beverage.
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