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Artemis
Outdoor fucking begins today!
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G&C
I'm up for that any day!
Artemis
Indeed, but May Day in Michigan can be problematic for erecting a May Pole.
Tibro
That's why bonfires have been found a useful adjunct to help ignite the loins.
Hillbilly
Or singe the loins, if you get too close, or the wind blows unfavorably.

Speaking from experience.
Artemis
Indeed. I've walked that walk myself. It's not May Day until a few public hairs are immolated.
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Tibro
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Artemis
If only I had some bread.
Tried to get through the woods to the store, but weasels ripped my flesh.
Tibro
Bread?

Wrap that bad boy inna tortilla.
Artemis
Not a dinky one though, one of those big flying sorcerer jobs.
Tibro
If the sign says "Exit" be sure there's also a way to get in there.


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Artemis
I believe I see Jesus in that tortilla, or maybe it's Cthulhu.
Tibro
Are you serious…
Tibro
… but that might mean…
Tibro
Holy Fucking Mother of God!!!
Absomphe
QUOTE(Tibro @ May 6 2014, 07:11 AM) *

… but that might mean…


She made on killing off that tortilla on eBay?
Tibro
There's always a way to fuck someone, even when you're as ugly as Assbomphe.
G&C
Said the kettle.
Absomphe
Indeed.

Butt, obviously, Weeblow's just whistlin' dick, see?
Tibro
"Aye, there's the rub…"

Or so said Willy the Shake.
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