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abilectic

Waiting for absinthe
I ordered four days ago
When will it be here?


Mysterious juice
Green before the louche begins
Begs me for sugar


Noobies jump in forum
Where can I get wormwood please?
READ THE FUCKING FAQ!!


Insomniac here
Writing haiku to no one
Two-forty A.M.


Today is Monday
Hope my fou' juice gets here soon
Think I'll have a Beer.gif

Artemis
QUOTE
Noobies jump in forum
Where can I get wormwood please?
READ THE FUCKING FAQ!!


That one should be in the FAQ.
Mulletman
This louched glass of green
I love you so very sweet
More, more pretty please

hahahaha i love haikus high.gif
Absomphe
Fou-Juice, sweet green louche
Greener than empty wallet
Just dead Presidents.
Mulletman
the glass beckons me
softly poking at my brain
until i have more
Absomphe
Devil Glass taunts me

Verdant nectar aids leering

Horned visage of welcome death.
Absomphe
Ghost of Jean Lanfray

Invades my tormented soul

Kill all noobs with 'tude!
Absomphe
Frequently asked ques

tions often posed by people

Who should well know better.
G&C
Please read the FAQ first
Before you post your question
You could find it there
Absomphe
Green has just stopped by.

Hello, King of pithiness,

Put your two cents in!
Absomphe
Green, you really rule!

I wasn't sure you would post.

Me, of little faith!
G&C
I just did you see
I left one for you and me
I am finished now

absintheglass-glow2.gif absintheglass-glow2.gif


gun thug.gif
G&C
When I can make it
Fit in the topic of the
Thread I will then post



OK I'm done absintheglass-glow2.gif

gun thug.gif
Absomphe
Nostills' got the rhyme.

Even when it's haiku time.

We make it sublime.
abilectic
got me some fou juice
drank until my eyes turned green
had to take sick leave
abilectic
Arnie got his way
my grandkids will be in debt
welcome to Cali
Patlow
on glass two of un emile

and you ask me how i feel?

about one glass better than you can steal
Absomphe
That ain't no haiku, CHUMPCHANGE!!!!! ranting.gif evill.gif dev.gif
Patlow
show me haiku then--

if i'm so dumb, just give in

go suck on my sin!

Absomphe
Good technical form on that one.

Incredibly lame content, however.

Don't quit the day job!
Patlow
all that being said

let's get off the SUBJET and

go get us some head
Absomphe
Typing lame haikus

Really seems to make your day

So glad you're fulfilled.
Patlow
i'm not complaining

it's just a thing of the past

lighten up, life's fast....
Absomphe
Easy come and go

When you're so into the flow

It's your brain that's slow.
Head_prosthesis
Last
Conju
I can't think of one
Maybe If I had some green
then I would be drunk.


Which one should I chose?
They all look so enticing.
Which absinthe is best?
Conju
QUOTE (Head_prosthesis @ Mar 5 2004, 04:12 PM)
Last

How's this thread off-top?
Every post has been haiku
Except for that one dev.gif

I'm Just kidding head
If you want last, you got it.
no more haiku please.
Absomphe
You forgot Patlow

His first haiku was not one

It was ill-conceived.
grey boy
I don't like Haiku

I seems so silly to do

I must go drink now
abilectic
Haiku is easy
Just write five syllables then
Seven, then five more


Examples follow
Of haikus I wrote myself
My mom says, "they're great"


You have smelly feet
Like moldy beef and fish heads
Think I'll pass on lunch


Lesbians are cool
We have so much in common
We both like the clam


God damn I am bored
Three-thirty. I'll go to bed
Snuggle with my girl



musicgeek
Hate reading haiku,
but there's nothing else to do.
Drink some more Fou-juice!
musicgeek
Watching Star Trek 6.
Got some absinthe in the mix.
Fou-juice is the best.



OK--I'm done now.
Head_prosthesis
http://www.christianactivities.com/mayberr...ory.asp?ID=2937

Said to Briscoe D.:
"It's me, it's me, Ernest T."...
"Just plain ornery!"
acetken
You want haikus?
I got your freakin' haikus right here!
G&C
The new Fou is here
The louche is thicker & green
My glass is ready

gun thug.gif
Absomphe
Unfiltered Fou God
Of all commercial absinthes
Lays others to waste
Artemis
Ah'd a seen you comin,
Ah'd a knowed what ta do
Ah'd a riz both arms
And wove at you!

Ernest T. Bass
Mulletman
Bloody tampon soaks
Get that away from my face
Dripping in my eye


verbal_kraze
I drink Absinthe Bitch
Everytime I get the Itch
Cuz I'm Rick James, Bitch

verbal_kraze
Yes I'm Rick James, Bitch
Cocaine is a crazy drug
SLAP, got some crack
Absomphe
Verbal...let me fix it for you:

Yes, I'm Rick James' Bitch

Cocaine is a crazy drug

Slap I got some crack


5-7-5...it's KEY, Dude!

Absomphe
Your title's too long

Says Conju the Shampoo Man

But he hates to read
Conju
You're wrong, that's crazy
anything you can do, I
can do better w00t1.gif
Absomphe
Oh yeah, so you say

So why does your last line have

Just four syllables!!! harhar.gif harhar.gif harhar.gif
Conju
Why dont you check smile
It adds one more syllable
Your counting was wrong

Think outside the box
It won't kill you when done right.
maybe me? dev.gif
Absomphe
You can't escape this time

Even with the smile it's only four

So line three is wrong! harhar.gif
Artemis
The syllables don't matter if it's not Japanese.

Of course, then it isn't Haiku at all.
verbal_kraze
Must have miscounted
what five fingers say to face
SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, BIOTCH!!!
Deluge
Oji no Niwa
Yuki o Huteiru
Chisai tori

harhar.gif


Absomphe
WOW!!! The first genuine Haiku, thanks dude!

"Yuki o Huteiru"

Hey, wasn't he a regular panelist on Iron Chef?

Oh, wait, that was Yukio Hatori...sorry! harhar.gif
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